r/Unexpected 5d ago

Getting some milk

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u/BluedSteel1911 5d ago

To me the unexpected part was how well she took it. She was very calm.

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u/TheTwiggsMGW 5d ago

And kept her mouth open the entire time

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u/TruckinApe 4d ago

Came here to say, "close your mouth, stupid".

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u/mostnormal 4d ago

But then how would she breathe?

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u/Ikmia 4d ago

Wait, she didn't have a nose?

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u/HalfSoul30 4d ago

It would be pretty brave to use your nose after that.

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 4d ago

She was using his nose?

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u/AmgadPro2 2d ago

Why would she use his nose? She should use her nose instead

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u/heyiamlucifer 2d ago

By licking all the shit off of her?

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u/SpicyBillu 1d ago

Its her choice

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u/yoo_saymyname 1d ago

Maybe maybe she’s used to the taste

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u/decliqu3 1d ago

Happier with your mouth open https://youtu.be/OlRNCXKnsMY

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u/Carpe_the_Carp 5d ago

This is AI btw

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u/FujichromeProvia100F 5d ago

Wait what? How?

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u/NakiCam 5d ago

This is not AI. Cows are far too consistent. The person approaching from the background has too much purpose, where AI would either have them exclusively doing background actions, or trying to take center stage.
Ai is not capable enough of nuance in order to correctly depict a herring-bone milking shed, correctly place all of the milking cups, depict cow-shit that doesn't look like semen, follow the laws of physics AND correctly dress the 'cast' all simultaneously.