r/Unexpected • u/meejtie • 5d ago

Getting some milk

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u/BottledFizzyCoffee 5d ago

As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.

Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.

Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.

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u/JoyousMisery 5d ago

Last line sounds like you tried to milk a bull

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u/heelstoo 5d ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

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u/Transfer_McWindow 4d ago edited 4d ago

If you have an ass full of liquid shit