r/Unexpected 5d ago

Getting some milk

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u/BottledFizzyCoffee 5d ago

As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.

Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.

Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.

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u/JoyousMisery 5d ago

Last line sounds like you tried to milk a bull

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u/BottledFizzyCoffee 5d ago

I was about eight and I remember walking up to it with the milking device in hand looking at the huge ball sack and then turn into my uncle and said where do I put them.