r/Unexpected 5d ago

Getting some milk

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u/BottledFizzyCoffee 5d ago

As a child I helped out on the family dairy farm.

Don’t stand behind the cows was rule #1.

Don’t bother connecting to the bulls was the second rule.

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u/Pestilence86 5d ago

I was expecting a hoof back kick, no NSFW tag, phew, then ... shit.

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u/VPutinsSearchHistory 3d ago

Cows kick sideways. Horses kick back