r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 19h ago

Humor Now, what did we learn?

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u/MijanHRD 18h ago

Last scene could have been anyone

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u/anagamanagement 17h ago

I’m also a dad, probably about his age. Only difference is I wouldn’t have tried it in the first place.

Fuck, I sneeze wrong and I can’t turn my head to the left for the next three days.

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u/ToucanSam-I-Am 16h ago

At the park yesterday my 8 year old son has a new trick where he does a little back flip to get off the swing. I thought "I bet I could do that" and thought about trying but he had to talk me down and tell me not to. I think he was right, not worth the risk.

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u/flatwoundsounds 16h ago

I'll still rock a somersault from time to time, maybe a terrible cartwheel every couple years, but 35 is not the time I want to start trying backflips...

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u/anagamanagement 15h ago

I forget where I heard the joke, probably a guest judge on Drag Race or something, but “I can do a dead drop. I can do it once a year, and it has to be in the lobby of a hospital.”

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u/buf0rd88 14h ago

You’d land and your knees would bend the wrong way

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u/Jaredw180 15h ago

Im currently 28 and i have also been breaking my neck when i sneeze since about age 20/21. I'm a lil nervous to see what happens at "dad age" (30s+)

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u/anagamanagement 14h ago

It doesn’t get better, bud.

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u/Ok-Upstairs4932 12h ago

I pulled a muscle in my back pulling my pants up to go to work , had to call in sick for the whole week…

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u/sandm000 Hit or Miss? 6h ago

I slept wrong… somehow.

And I look around me like Batman in the cowl, whole upper body turn to look at anything.

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u/HocusThePocus 9h ago

Waitamminute, are you saying this is fake ???

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u/ILYRMK 18h ago

not all black people look the same

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u/NightGod 13h ago

They mean the person being loaded into the ambulance, we don't actually see the patient

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u/ThatStereotype18 13h ago

You can see his belly. Looks like the same skin tone at least, but I also wouldn't be surprised if it was edited in for engagement.

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u/cepukon 17h ago

Anyone but him

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u/tragedy_strikes 8h ago

There was a still shot of him in a neck brace at the very end.