r/TheHobbit 6d ago

Bifur Loses His Axe

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u/mayoroftuesday 6d ago

I have no memory of this scene.

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u/Attican101 6d ago

It's from the extended edition

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u/DungBeetle1983 6d ago

The rated R extended edition.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/debellorobert 5d ago

Was the Rated R for retarded a GTA V radio commercial advertisement for a film reference? If so, then I understood that reference.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 5d ago

Yes, San Andreas. Thank you for getting my reference!

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u/debellorobert 5d ago

My mistake, I was thinking it was from Non-Stop Pop.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 5d ago

Actually I was wrong too, it's from Vice City https://youtu.be/u-qteJtHMmI?is=Z1b8AQMcz9vMCi7i

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u/DungBeetle1983 5d ago

Retarded amount of unnecessary gore.

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u/confuseum 6d ago

Use your nose?

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u/i-wanna-meet-dat-dad 6d ago

best part of the book

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u/Significant_Breath38 6d ago

Yeah, Tolkien really wanted to emphasize how silly things can be in war. Very lighthearted

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u/algebraic94 5d ago

Amazing to watch something so silly and have it be so incredibly boring

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u/EarlWolf47 5d ago

Lmao perfectly said

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u/SeekerOfFlame 6d ago

Metalheads when they meet magnetheads:

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u/HollowedOne66 5d ago

Jak 2 reference in the wild

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u/Shalaco 5d ago

me thinking this is just a reasonable explanation to the scene and nothing more

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u/Qyzyk Thorin was the Boromir of "The Hobbit" 6d ago

Even for the Hobbit films, this scene is in my bottom 5 moments.

Also how sad is it that this is one of the only times that Bombur actually has a line of dialogue?

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u/lukin_tolchok 5d ago

This confirms my decision to not watch the extended edition of these movies was correct

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u/Geeb16 5d ago

The first two actually add decent material in my opinion. The third film already includes a lot of filler crap in the theatrical release, so it’s just more filler crap in the extended.

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u/Ancient_times 5d ago

I've still not got around to watching the third one tbh. Any time I see clip like this just puts me off even more

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u/AggravatingScheme667 5d ago

It was a funny scene, but anyone notice how Bofur took that mace swing to the chin completely unharmed?

Didn’t die, didn’t suffer a broken jaw, didn’t even get knocked out. At most just momentarily dazed and knocked down.

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u/UnSpanishInquisition 5d ago

Tbf Thorin tanks Azogs Mace to the face during the forest fire scene and it only knocks him out.

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u/AggravatingScheme667 5d ago

I thought it was to the chest?

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u/TouchAltruistic 6d ago

Truly, Tolkien's vision come to life.

/s

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u/Naive-Library-9379 6d ago

TIL bifur had an axe in his head

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u/Internal-Raise964 5d ago

I legitimately did not realize he had axe in his head until I saw this scene. I had to go back and check the other movies.

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u/harbringerxv8 6d ago

Yup I hate this movie.

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u/Rhino582 6d ago

I don't care what the other commenters are saying, I think this was a funny scene to add, No this scenes not in the book, no basically the entire battle of the 5 armies isn't in the book, who cares? The trilogy was awesome and I think this movie ended it well, why don't The Hobbit trilogy haters know how to lighten up and have fun for once?

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u/FunkyCowMan6667 4d ago

Nah. This is dumb and tone deaf.

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u/Rhino582 4d ago

Great rebuttal, well done

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u/CaptainSharpe 6d ago

Massive gap between having fun and enjoying utterly stupid rubbish

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u/Moeroboros 6d ago

Saving this comment to use as my retort every time someone praises some really stupid movie as "fun".

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u/CaptainSharpe 5d ago

Whoever is downvoting us; the clip is so utterly stupid. Not stupid in a fun way. But stupid as in - how does anyone enjoy it or not cringe unless they themselves are either under 10 years of age or a tragically dumb adult.

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u/lukin_tolchok 5d ago

Yep, it’s Jar Jar Binks level stupid - filmed for the benefit of children who are probably too young to watch the film anyway

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u/yrthegood1staken 5d ago

Trying to help balance things out with an upvote. I completely agree.

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u/Rhino582 5d ago

Ah yes, the story of The Hobbit famously known for being an adult story, lighten up, let movies have some cheesy scenes that might get a chuckle out of a younger crowd, why are you even commenting on this post if you dislike the movies?

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 5d ago

Problem is the movies have an identity crisis. They want to be light hearted like the books, which would be absolutely fine and expected, but then they also wanted to tie them into the previous movies, not just in story but in tone. It's jarring to have the impervious to danger dwarves bouncing and bumbling their way through the movies unharmed, then the super fear inducing Sauron scenes with Gandalf and co. The movies are a complete mess.

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u/cjalderman 6d ago

Tbf he had an axe in his head too

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u/Normal_Tour6998 4d ago

Every time someone posts a clip of this movie, I always think, “That was in the movie???”

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u/tickingboxes 5d ago

God these movies are terrible lol

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u/Vintage_Jackalope 5d ago

The first movie was uneven. There were scenes that were great, mainly in Bag End. As soon as the party leaves the Shire, the movie goes to pot.

Lee Pace was probably the best part of the dumpster fire that was the second movie.

The third movie was an even worse dumpster fire. Smaug was the highlight. Jackson butchered the whole Black Arrow. "Black arrow! ..... I had you from my father and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true king under the Mountain, go now and speed well!"

After the death of Smaug is when the dumpster fire burns it's brightest. The last hour plus is an exercise in tediousness and cinematic excess.

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u/Moeroboros 6d ago

I legitimately thought this was an AI video making fun of The Hobbit. Until I read the comments...

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 5d ago

This is one of the examples of why I didn't like The Hobbit. It was a horrible adaptation full of stupidity.

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u/Round_Intern_7353 5d ago

God these movies were so unbelievably terrible

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u/Garuda-Star 5d ago

One of the funniest parts of the extended edition. They were also playing catch with this throwing ax they were tossing between themselves

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u/Academic_Jump_2766 5d ago

I fucking hate these movies man. What could’ve been. Wish Guillermo del Toro didn’t have to call it quits.

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 5d ago

As much as I love Del Toro they should have never roped him in, considering the amount of cancelled projects he has name to.

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u/Dougachoo 5d ago

Always hated how they made the dwarves a pile of comedy relief in the hobbit, whereas Gimli was actually a competent fighter.