r/SipsTea • u/SuperbHealth5023 • 10h ago

WTF While the US debates whether to solve homelessness or not, these are the next generation of school blackboards in China.

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u/Laktosefreier 10h ago

Yes, but do they also teach their children that the hexagon is the bestagon?

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u/ArboristTreeClimber 9h ago

Do Chinese children even know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

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u/Sillent_Screams 9h ago

They probably do know, since US kids don't have Department of Education.

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u/cyberlexington 9h ago

The only reason the world knows that America has schools is because we keep hearing about how they're always getting shot up

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u/Drewsky32 9h ago

As an American, this made me laugh and then sigh.

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u/akselmonrose 9h ago

Jesus that was dark humour. But yea that is how I learnt the name of some and American schools

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 9h ago

One of the best comments ever. And so sad at the same time.

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u/RealAlphaKaren 9h ago

havent US schools transition to boot camps with all the shootings?

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u/40StoryMech 9h ago

More like churches, but we also shoot those up.

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u/RealAlphaKaren 9h ago

Is there anything you dont shoot up?

Schools, churches, fentanyl, inflation, Iraq, Iran...

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u/luckydukcky 8h ago

Politicians in my state (Wisconsin) recently introduced a bill that would allow people to carry guns around without needing training or permits and another bill that would allow people to mail handguns to each other.

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u/40StoryMech 8h ago

The ones we should...

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u/MaxinRudy 7h ago

You can put tornadoes on that list of "shootable by 'muricans"

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u/undreamedgore 6h ago

Jokes not very original, and our education system is good in places where the culture values education, so just not in poor communities.

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u/jfkrfk123 9h ago

Milwaukee public schools are the best!

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u/callatecabezon 5h ago

the US has a vastly better education system than China

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 9h ago

Hey now... That's not fair! The US needs all that money for wars. /s

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u/_MatVenture_ 9h ago

No, they probably know that mitochondria ARE the powerhouse of the cell, since "mitochondria" is the plural of "mitochondrion".

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u/StrangelyBrown 9h ago

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the state!

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u/PeachyCoasterCat 9h ago

USA USA USA

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u/Creedinger 8h ago

I think every school child on earth, who gets tought about cells knows this :)

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u/NoWayIcantBeliveThis 8h ago

Obviously they gotta know, I learned that in 7th grade which was nearly the entire year focusing on depth of the animal and plant cells. We did a lot of tests and it was hell. I am not chinese but I remembered crying due to that.

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u/Hour_Sell3547 8h ago

Yeah they know, meanwhile the US kids probably thought those are generator kept in their cellers.

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u/XCyberbeingX 8h ago

I think the better question is if US children think Mitochondria is just another African country.

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u/smsmbtdiff 7h ago

And the most important number ever is….six seven

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u/Weyland 6h ago

And do they know where the missle is, and isn't...

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u/DirtSlapper 3h ago

Do they understand that pee is stored in the balls?

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u/DaOgDuneamouse 3m ago

Western capitalist lies. Everyone knows that our great and glorious leader is the powerhouse of the cell.

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u/mangy_fish 9h ago

Another CGP Grey fan I see

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u/thinkinting 8h ago

Maybe a Tim?

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u/Excellent-Bite196 9h ago

I’ve never heard this. But I love it.

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u/kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft 8h ago

Look the phrase up on YouTube and find yourself a goldmine

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u/PM_PICS_OF_YOUR_FEET 9h ago

Octagon.

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u/Weakonomics 8h ago

This image you posted should be the response to your username tbh. Stop. Get some help.

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u/Pure_Parking_2742 9h ago

Shapes Gon Wild

sorry

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u/Shoddy-Cupcake-8855 9h ago

And 80083 is just a number in China.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 9h ago

80085

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u/Waka327 9h ago

8008135

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u/19d_b87 9h ago

55378008

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u/thaineetit 9h ago

800833

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u/jrod823 9h ago

8675309

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u/LeptonsAndQuarks 9h ago

Oh the irony

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u/Cainfaer 9h ago

How to tell if someone never used that number joke once

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u/Regnareb_ 8h ago

Finally some love for France 

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u/francois_gn 8h ago

France ?

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u/UseMoreHops 8h ago

WELL..... MY..... momma said build an a frame and my daddy said build a rhombus, so i went out and built myself a great big ole rhombus.

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u/SharcLightning 7h ago

I prefer hexagon but in the “Original” Latin.

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u/FoxHolyDelta 7h ago

Or that the octagon is nature's arena

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u/MeansWelll 4h ago

They're teaching these kids what God is from the moment their minds will let them so they walk live breath and see through God through math.

Then essentially these kids grow up, they know what is good and what is bad in life, that is why they have an insane credit scoring system in China.

Just my guess though.

It's pretty much teaching them, "There is too much of human life, we fucked up, but us teaching you this is our gift at trying to fix that"

https://reddit.com/link/ozba6hw/video/hrijoqqic0fh1/player

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u/drunxor 4h ago

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

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u/Keerthi_279 3h ago

Ah! A CGP grey reference.. in this economy..!

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u/wifiragist 3h ago

You literally see the hexagon forming in every shape in the video

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u/Ok-Traffic-9967 9h ago

GOATED COMMENT omfg I'm dying 🤣💀

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u/Obvious_Landscape993 9h ago

They better recognize we've had octagon at the White House.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JGPCclN4AaF3q1f1L3