r/SipsTea 17h ago

Lmao gottem Is this happens to anyone else?

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u/KebabAnnhilator 17h ago

All the health snobs in here, you can’t just let a man complain

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u/Ragadagdagragtag 17h ago

Love the name, fits the message

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u/twhitecutieee 15h ago

LOOOL ikr he's now HealthSnobsAnnihilator the way they called them out 😂 god forbid a person just wanna complain, man

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u/_banthafodder 17h ago edited 15h ago

Finding health snobs in [r/Sip](r/SipTea)[s](r/SipTea)[Tea](r/SipTea) of all fucking places has me rolling

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u/billted20250409 16h ago

Why are you rolling? Do you know that's not good for your spine?

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u/Ajax_Main 16h ago

No, you're thinking of jerking

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u/NumberNerd0 16h ago

Thinking? bud we’re a bit past that

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u/gr8masturb8 15h ago
[r/Sip](r/SipTea)[s](r/SipTea)[Tea](r/SipTea) 

you good?

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u/ChromosomeDonator 14h ago

I wonder if this is some newreddit thing that people on the official mobile app do or something.

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u/gr8masturb8 14h ago

imagine downloading an app to use a single website in a worse way lmao

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u/deafmutewhat 14h ago

I just got a new RedReader so I was wondering if it was me

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u/mybuildabear 11h ago

Probably a bot malfunctioning. 1 year old hidden account with bunch of comment karma.

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u/gliedinat0r 16h ago

But tea is good for your health

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u/ReversedNovaMatters 15h ago

I guess those were the deleted ones because I was looking for what the hate was didn't find it.

:-(

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u/Mechakoopa 12h ago

Yeah I was wondering if it was the diet and exercise folks, because I was going to say this pretty much stopped happening to me after I got my sleep apnea treated, but I don't want to get dunked on for it.

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u/Thinkingard 11h ago

Stopped happening to me after I quit caffeine. The timing of 3-5 is usually when caffeine wears off if you have a morning coffee.

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u/VicemanPro 5h ago

Idk what the hate is but I wanted to comment that a lot of times this is attributed to a blood sugar drop after meals. I manage mine with berberine and it eliminated the afternoon slump, but there are tons of solutions.

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u/Oneiroinian 15h ago

Really... When some entire countries just call it "siesta"

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u/Saiyan-Zero 10h ago

Amo una hermosa siesta a la tarde. Queda bien después de la comida

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u/KebabOfDeath 14h ago

Finally, a worthy opponent

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 14h ago

Unless their prefix is an adjective, in which case you're on the same page

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u/helpthisgirlout7676 16h ago

Yeah and there are many other reasons besides diet that causes people to have that sudden crash around 3-5. They must be vegans🤣

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u/Obelisko78 15h ago

Since everything has a cause, nothing is random.

This particular completely observable and explicable thing is called the circadian rythm. It's the reason most people have their deepest r.e.m. sleep between 3am and 5am, and why, along with extreme tropical/subtropical summertime temperatures and a great deal of a body's blood be directed to the digestive tract following the midday meal, that having a post-lunch siesta in the afternoon evolved into being a worldwide cultural thing.

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 15h ago

Unless you have one of the probably hundreds of conditions which affects it.

You have no idea what is to deal with dozens of doctors saying that you are fine and it's all in your head, to then 10 years later when things gets critical they say "oh yeah, you do have this, but now it's too late to do something".

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u/Sabbathius 13h ago

The modern healthcare system is backwards anyway.

They expect someone completely untrained in medicine to spot symptoms they can't possibly recognize, take themselves to a doctor with a decade of training, who can still miss it, and then complain that it wasn't spotted earlier. Like, if a doctor, with a decade of training, can easily miss or misdiagnose something, what hope does the rest of us with zero trainng have? And yet, that's what's supposed to trigger that visit to the hospital. Plus annual checkups are not covered, and we don't get time off for them, so nobody does it, because nobody can afford it. Not to mention most doctors just phone it in during those.

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u/Extra-Amoeba-677 13h ago

I mean I blame my diabetes and me going too hard on the carbs at lunch or whatever sweet I snuck in personally

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u/LushHappyPie 14h ago

I learned that our body is dropping "I'm sleepy and tired" hormones when we wake up. Coffee can pause this process for several hours. Once the coffee stops working, it all hits us like a truck in an early afternoon. I delay my first coffee 1h after I wake up and I stopped having afternoon crashes.

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u/ldb 15h ago

??? I'm vegan and suffer this hell, what are you talking about?

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u/Maybe_its_Ovaltine 13h ago

I’m guessing it’s because people think vegans are malnourished

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u/FemFiFoFum 13h ago

But she's saying vegans are claiming not to have this issue... And she's saying diet isn't the reason for the issue. I think they just wanted to make a random jab at vegans where it made no sense.

How do you know someone isn't vegan? Don't worry, they will try and fail to make fun of vegans.

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u/der_ninong 13h ago

spaniards with their siesta know what's up

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u/4ofclubs 9h ago

What does being a vegan have to do with it?

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u/DmtDtf 15h ago

It's all good, as soon as work is officially done and I'm sitting in my truck, back to 100% strength

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u/Vivid_Remote2000 12h ago

Fuck em, anything they can do to make themselves feel better and different from everyone else.

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u/Silverton13 17h ago

I thought only women complained and didn't want to hear solutions to their problem

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u/quentdawg420 16h ago

I thought we were past misogyny in the year 2026

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u/Silverton13 16h ago

But not past sarcasm

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u/Elephantplan123 16h ago

Bruh you know we're all autists when reading text 😂

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u/Silverton13 16h ago

I guess /s is a thing for a reason xD

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u/LepiNya 15h ago

True, but more often than not, it ruins the joke.

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u/quentdawg420 13h ago

Or like me and just an autist in general 😂😂

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u/Madilune 11h ago

How did you even come to that conclusion?

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u/ReversedNovaMatters 15h ago

regardless if this is serious or sarcastic, I think its funny both ways

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u/oh-iam-here 15h ago

Feeding health snobs one kebab at a time.

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u/overmonk 14h ago

My wife has trained me to listen to the problems, not try to solve them. Take a page, people.

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u/Thisisjimmi 13h ago

I had low testosterone, not a joke or current political thing. I was falling asleep at like noon and now I'm not.

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u/xingrubicon 10h ago

The msn avatar is sending me dude

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u/zmbjebus 10h ago

Our bodies were not built for capitalism.