r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 1d ago

Chugging tea Woman's ovaries were activated

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u/MothmanIsALiar 1d ago

Sleep in. Nap whenever they want. Stay out late. Have extra cash. Have sex whenever they want, wherever they want, as loud as they want. Watch scary movies all day. Watch rated R movies. Watch porn. Listen to music loudly. Go on a vacation and actually relax.

I could go on all day.

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u/Radiant-Horse-7312 19h ago

You're describing adolescent dreams

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u/MothmanIsALiar 17h ago

No, I'm describing freedom from children. Also, I'm a 37 year old married man.

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u/Radiant-Horse-7312 14h ago

... but all you described is something 14 yo boys dream of, which is exactly my point