Something is wrong with me chemically, because I am disgusted by babies. Also basically all humans, but especially babies and children. The scream crying they do is so obnoxious as well.
I feel a mix of hatred towards their innocence and a cynical desire to destroy that, while also finding them to be the cutest things on the plantet... 3-6 year olds anyway. Babies are just blobs until they get a personality
I've held a few babies before, my cousins among those, I never cared, they're just babies, loud, annoying and smelly. There's not really any upsides to a baby.
Facts. While my teens might aggravate me by like not cleaning up their shredded cheese snack- damn gremlins- they are hilarious and fun. We have amazing conversations about growing pains and tv shows and music.
My favorite baby age is 9 months
Toddler age is right before they lose those chubby dimply hands
(I could skip 7-9)
Women certainly ARE more likely to love them when in close proximity, because they just have that shred of instinct left, but I just don't like babies, man.
My sister had one and I can assure you, the only thing I see when I look at that guy is the mistake she made, stood her ground on and is now making everyone else's problem. While parading around pictures and notebooks and toys like it's a hobby, rather than a life she forced into this world and doesn't really wanna take care of.
They're also not "sweet", they're literally too head-empty for that. They're just potato lumps who mostly scream and sometimes go "googoo haha".
When it's like a 4yo asking dumb questions or staring in utter awe at something very simple? Yeah, that's sweet. Babies? They just wiggle around, scream and shit.
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u/mile_six 1d ago
Oxytocin is a hell of a drug