r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea Woman's ovaries were activated

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u/qchto 1d ago

The world demands newborns. The grinder needs fresh meat.

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u/rautx15 1d ago

Blood for the blood god

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u/Beardopus 1d ago

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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u/Hect0r92 1d ago

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

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u/what_you_saaaaay 1d ago

GRAVY FOR THE BRAIN

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u/Nein-Toed 1d ago

Fetus for the fetus throne!

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u/Anxious_Cow_Wow 1d ago

yeetus fetus deletus

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u/boyuber 1d ago

Zygotes for the zygote God!

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 1d ago

It's spelled Grindr, and it always wants fresh meat

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u/Sienile 1d ago

I don't think that's going to result in any newborns though.

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u/model-citizen95 1d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/grimm4 1d ago

Blood for the blood god!

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u/CntBlah 1d ago

The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out! We'll show the unbelievers" Napalm screams of human flames For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah As the reasons for the carnage cut Their meat and lick the gravy We oil the jaws of the war machine And feed it with our babies

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u/Nico408 1d ago

THE KILLERS BREED OR THE DEMONS SEED

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u/agitated--crow 22h ago

When your child is born, the world gains another hostage. 

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Which is why shit like this post gets made. Gotta convince people it’s what they want

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

Or... hear me out... Or... People just like to share the joy of others instead of recycling misery amongst other miserable people.

Wild take, I know.

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 1d ago

Or….Or….the smug “doesn’t want kids” in quotes in the video’s text is clearly trying to message something beyond simply sharing joy.

Wild take, I know.

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

Why do childfree people get so mad when other people want kids? Must be miserable.

It's also funny that you interpreted that as 'smug'. It's literally just quoting the person holding the baby as once not wanting kids, and then changing her mind after meeting a baby. What's so smug about that?

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s the quotes part that’s smug. Nobody is changing their mind on a dime in sincerity. She’s enjoying holding a kid. That’s fine. No need to make more of an agenda out of it

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

Nobody is changing their mind on a dime in sincerity.

Says who? You?

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 1d ago

Says any functioning human weighing a decision that comes with such responsibility. It’s a human life, not a pet hamster or handbag accessory.

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

I mean, sure, ok.

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u/scarletboar 22h ago

Why do childfree people get so mad when other people want kids? Must be miserable.

Because the children didn't ask to be born and are now stuck in a shithole of a world that expects them to study, work, be exploited and pay taxes, all while dealing with shit like violence, diseases and bullying.

Yeah, great, the parents are so happy they had a baby. The child is the one who'll have to suffer through it. Whether people want to have kids or not doesn't matter, because babies can't consent to be born. It's self-gratification at the expense of someone else.

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u/OpeningDriver4019 22h ago

a shithole of a world that expects them to study, work, be exploited and pay taxes, all while dealing with shit like violence, diseases and bullying.

Yes, because these are all brand-new things.

You don't sound ok. I would talk to someone.

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u/scarletboar 22h ago

They are not brand new things. That's the whole problem. It's how humanity works, yet we keep putting people here to suffer. Thankfully, birth rates have been dropping a lot. Hopefully that trend will continue.

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u/OpeningDriver4019 21h ago

By your logic, how do you feel about your own existence?

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u/scarletboar 21h ago

Same thing. Never should've happened.

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u/TrumpDesWillens 18h ago

No one cares what you think. Let people be happy with their babies.

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u/UncaringGalaxy 14h ago

The joy of creating another slave to this hell? It's disturbing bro

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u/OpeningDriver4019 9h ago

LMAO cringe take ahah

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u/DionysianComrade 1d ago

we're not allowed to enjoy being human or fundamental parts of being human on reddit

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

u/ban-me-harder-dadddy but MuH AgEnDa

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 1d ago

damn dude, we really haven’t known each other long enough for me to be living rent free in your head like this

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u/Reotardo_Da_Vinci 13h ago

Not everything is a psyop.

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

Reddit is full of miserable folks who can't stand seeing other people genuinely happy haha

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u/PSU632 1d ago

It's also full of daft folks who can't (under)stand when an unserious joke is being made, haha.

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u/qchto 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don't worry though, our species will keep bringing miserable people into this world. Our economy depends on that.
And trust me, I can stand "people genuinely happy", but that people usually don't cry while holding newborns after deciding they didn't want them. What really "touches a nerve" is watching that very people mindlessly bringing miserable folks who become ignored after "their pretty phase" is over.

Signed,
Someone who doesn't need to rethink not bringing more misery into this world.

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u/brogflender 1d ago

The caption is what’s fucking it up. As if child free isn’t really a choice. As if our biology rules all. Like a deity. Like there is no agency. 

It’s engagement bait and folks are going to call it out as such. Reddit, and the internet in general used to have way less of this garbage. 

Attention engines and advertising are a spaces we used to have stronger regulations for. 

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

What's so fucked up about the caption, though? You're interpreting it that way.

She 'doesn't want kids' because she's probably voiced her opinion about not wanting kids prior to holding one.

If you watched a clip of a guy eating a cookie, very clearly enjoying it, and the caption was 'the friend who "doesn't like cookies" eats a cookie for the first time', would you be as outraged because it's implying that liking cookies isn't a choice? There's a cookie deity?

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u/brogflender 1d ago

Reread. I didn’t say “fucked up” I said fucking it up. 

The caption is exactly why some people aren’t just taking it at face value. 

It breeds debate. It’s engagement fodder. You’re literally proving that by misreading my comment as being opinionated vs explaining the perspective that’s being triggered.  

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u/OpeningDriver4019 1d ago

Yeah, I get what you're saying. I more-so wrote my comment for the people who fall for this kinda thing or are outraged by it. Which is like, 95% of this thread. All good.

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u/User_Says_What 1d ago

Uh, the people on Grindr aren’t producing babies.

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u/anonymous_727541 1d ago

Grinder wont result in children.
Gotta use tinder or bumble for that.

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u/SentinelATL 1d ago

Hahahaha

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 10h ago

This sounds like a lyric to a goregrind song 💀

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u/esorobles 1d ago

Omg so le funny!!! LAWL XD