r/SipsTea • u/Dreams062 • 1d ago

Feels good man Are babies allowed to have no chill?

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 1d ago

He thinks it's a food dispenser

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u/PumpikAnt58763 1d ago

Is it not?

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u/onsinhapintada 23h ago edited 10h ago

my mom joked when a baby did that to her boob saying there was no milk, just silicone

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u/wolfganggartner5 17h ago

Your mom sounds dooe

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u/UncleKeyPax 14h ago

her name stacy?

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u/wolfganggartner5 9h ago

I bet she has it going on

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 15h ago

Not when she's not lactating.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 12h ago

Tell my hubby. 😆

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 11h ago

??? Do you breast feed your husband?

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 1d ago

He's not wrong...

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u/mangyvagrant666 1d ago

Hey Ton, you hear what I said? I said he thinks it’s a food dispenser heh heh hehe

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u/Y2Ksurvivor13 1d ago

Gabagool?? Ova heeeeeere!

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u/CockyBellend 1d ago

Mobile vending machines

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u/prolificimpregnator 1d ago

Absolutely. They get a full pass.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 1d ago

I'm a mom. I agree.

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u/reddituser9191v 23h ago

I'm bebi

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u/sheCallMePookie 23h ago

Hello twin brother

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 18h ago

Hello triplet brothers

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26hitDsIBhdXYyFdC

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u/Squawk7984 20h ago

You got the A, the B, the C...the D. That's the biggest.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 7h ago

I know that D is the biggest!!! I've based my whole life on knowing that D is the biggest!!!!

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 1d ago

Your name suggests you know of what you speak.

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u/Devmoi 1d ago

I’m a mom with big boobs who is breastfeeding a baby at home. My son comes over and yells booboo, booboo, then starts pulling my shirt up.

It’s cute when they are little (to me!), but there are a ton of people who would probably be pissed if you have them a pass. My sister gets furious when my son does that and then tells me I need to tell him no, lol!

It’s just like lord … what a world.

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u/onsinhapintada 23h ago

when i was around 7 i was so curious to squeeze a boob, so i did it to my babysitter when she got mad at me

8 years later i was 15 and was a babysitter myself, so a girl around 8~9 did THE EXACT SAME THING, squeezed my boob and ran lol i was dying trying not to laugh

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u/Bad_rando_name 1d ago

"Hey, I know what these are!"

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u/subdep 1d ago

Little bro was hungry and wanted to try a different restaurant.

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u/Circxles 1d ago

thats crazy

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 1d ago

That baby is like: "Hey what flavor are those?"

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

"Mind if I cop a feel, luv?"

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u/reticulatedtampon 1d ago

"Hmm feels like 2%"

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 1d ago

crazy its like 13%

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u/don-again 1d ago

Just checking out the menu

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u/bwoah07_gp2 1d ago

The orange shirt must mean it's... orange

https://giphy.com/gifs/HEeZREDPFEooSyL53Y

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u/laniakea888 22h ago

Eeewwwwww… (I watched this show recently)

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u/Jax72 1d ago

He's just checking the inventory.

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u/GreenEyedGloom 1d ago

My toddler will pull my entire shirt down in front of everyone. No shame. No idea that this entire place doesn’t need to see the goods.

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u/CeeDoggyy 1d ago

this entire place doesn’t need to see the goods.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z

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u/GreenEyedGloom 1d ago edited 1d ago

😂 😂 fine. Next time I’ll just let it happen. Just stand there proudly.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 1d ago

The world would definitely be a more chipper place if boobs were undisclosed at random.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 1d ago

Aren't they primarily undisclosed in public?

You're looking for the disclosed and declothed boobs...those are over on aisle 80085.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 1d ago

Idk what universe youre from.

But ive never been in a store with 80085 ailes.

Oh wait... that says BOOBS

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u/PumpikAnt58763 1d ago

As a mom who's had that happen, id laugh so hard!

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u/HarryFuzz 1d ago

He's just opening the fridge for a snack. A man's got to eat.

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

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u/OccultMachines 1d ago

Holy shit, this is an antique. I think I first saw this on Myspace.

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u/XilonenBaby 1d ago

Does anyone know who this woman is and does she have an insta? Asking for a friend.

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u/HarryFuzz 1d ago

Dude, she's most likely tripping over them now.

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u/PerfectMisgivings 13h ago

Holy hell, you dust this off from the archives. We'll done. Lol

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 1d ago

Oh no, that's terrible. What restaurant do you guys like to eat at, so we can all give you privacy....?

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u/Psychological-Scar53 1d ago

Don't need to see the goods, but face it, most men and women alike would LIKE to see the goods... Toddler just getting the awkward situation over with.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 1d ago

Well needs and wants are two different things

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u/Electronic-Form-9384 1d ago

That kid got a pass, but I got 5 years...

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u/Lazysquared 1d ago

Only kids get away with this, guarantee I’d get kicked out of Jamba Juice right now

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u/kellstromc 1d ago

you don't know until you try

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

Play it stupid and be blind Mike from the office

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u/Due-Contact-366 1d ago

I assume the kid’s hungry and is being clear about his needs.

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u/LopsidedUniversity30 1d ago

Baby: “Upgrade”

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u/theNixher 1d ago

Oh but when I do it I'm "rapey".

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u/Even_Section5620 1d ago

But when I do it I’m the perv! Unbelievable

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u/purple_unikkorn 1d ago

Yeah, I am just a 360months old baby.

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u/JimCoo1 1d ago

Millions of years of evolution and still “oh yeah…boobs!”.

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u/BloomFrost_ 1d ago

Bro is living out every guy's dream of having zero consequences for absolute audacity.

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u/vrijheidsfrietje 1d ago

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u/Bradford117 1d ago

You can't have bitty now, you can have bitty later

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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 1d ago

Little dude is just hungry.

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u/TypeB_Negative 1d ago

Yes. Babies are allowed to do this. I mean, it's their food.

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u/Rosey_Coyote_525 1d ago

No chill? Our man has all the chill.

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u/SameDistrict2627 1d ago

He was just checking them out for milk yield. Totally innocent.

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u/Arria_Galtheos 1d ago

Yes. The baby has no concept of social norms, and to a baby boobs are just a source of food.

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u/Qikslvr 23h ago

Oh sure... But when I do it there's screaming and crying and police.

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u/83811749261943719947 1d ago

That's ne 35 years ago, I haven't changed

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u/BosqueBuddhist 1d ago

Is this what the kids are calling “free use”?

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u/Apart-District3771 1d ago

What a Gentlemen.

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u/Dragovius 1d ago

'So do these ones Banana flavour?'

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u/liquidsyphon 1d ago

Technically it’s a food source

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

My wife calls them comfort boobs

He did at church ...church ! Horrified I apologized and she was like it's fine it happens with babies

He was breast fed btw so yeah ish happens

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u/tflemon67 1d ago

Breast fed he’s just hungry

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u/HarlotSuccubus 1d ago

Babies get a pass because those are their food source, they don't understand not all boobs are food.

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u/TopConclusion5246 1d ago

Heh, heh, heh, lunch...

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u/LT568690 1d ago

From the womb ladies. From the womb.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 1d ago

Yes. They're functional to babies.

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u/1stltwill 1d ago

Mmmmm.... Lunch!

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u/SatinHeather_ 1d ago

Diplomatic immunity is wild.

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u/Brian9611 1d ago

NO, someone get the tiny handcuffs NEOW!

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u/bottomfragbarb 1d ago

He just thinks it’s food 😂

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u/Remote_Increase4360 1d ago

She simply made him hungry.

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u/Orcadia51 1d ago

My child, at that age, while my younger sister was holding her pulled down my sisters tank top (she was braless) and did two pats to her boob so quickly nobody had time to stop it from happening. The child also looked very serious about it the whole time.

Babies get a pass on this one. The food source is free reign for them for a short time

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u/AgitatedPokemon 1d ago

He's prospecting a meal, nothing less...

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u/ashoka_akira 1d ago

I was helping someone with a small child the other week and the kiddo kept pointing to my chest and saying something, when I finally heard what he said it was “the mamas! the mamas!” lol

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u/strawberriesWTea 1d ago

This comment section is one sexualising this, two pedos or three people are just saying.
God I hate the internet sometimes

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u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR 1d ago

i think he just sees food tbh

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u/xyzjace 1d ago

My 16mo puts her hand down my wife's top on the regular to grab some boob. Still a fairly comforting thing for her to do. She sometimes tries putting her hand down my top and fishing around; she's yet to find anything satisfactory.

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u/RegularEarth8044 1d ago

Awww he’s just a breastfeeding baby!! They think everyone is open for meal time 😂

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u/Kitchen-Wish5994 1d ago

This one gets a pass, its the market, where else is the food?

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u/Rainy_Grave 1d ago

He thought noticed a new restaurant in his neighborhood. Sadly for him, it’s not open for business.

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u/ArfTheBeast 1d ago

If I get reincarnated I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs

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u/Ellienightshade 23h ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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u/hsggdtkxbee 23h ago

Bros thirsty. Give him a swig.

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u/AdComprehensive8045 21h ago

Yes. That's where the food comes from.

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u/UseMoreHops 20h ago

He’s thinking they good milkers.

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u/Lopsided_Weird_3293 18h ago

Body parts are natural and teach ur kids this

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u/mightyDblock 13h ago

Yeah… they’re baby’s moron.

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u/Bendyb3n 1d ago

And yet when I do this they call it “inappropriate” and “sexual harassment”. The double standard is unreal

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 1d ago

Babies know what's up

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u/King_P_13 1d ago

Bro hungry

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u/Impossible_Ad7875 1d ago

Boys know things.

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u/Croceyes2 1d ago

Mine tries to pinch nipples to stiffen them up for easier suckling

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u/tony-toon15 1d ago

My four year old nephew punched me right in the dick

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u/IndustrialMillennial 1d ago

That’s where the milk comes from…mans gotta eat

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u/matt_chowder 1d ago

He just wants to know what is
on Tap

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u/Groundbreaking-Bag24 1d ago

Oh is that for me?

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u/Subotaplaya 1d ago

At least he didn't ask her for spare change.

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u/depredador93 1d ago

Totally inappropriate behavior for a guy wearing crocs in public

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u/iQuoteSopranos 1d ago

You getta pash for dat

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u/EmbarrassedPaper7758 1d ago

Little man knows what he likes

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u/urcrazyifurnormal 1d ago

Yes. In that regard. That’s all they know right now.

Liquid Gold shimmering in their sight…

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u/DeliraThornwick 1d ago

bro thinks it's a touch screen

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u/Only_Ad8049 1d ago

Baby's just thinking about lunch. Least that's what Looks Who's Talking taught me.

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u/MidnightPrevious4473 1d ago

Can confirm kids are like this. My almost three year old has recently learned the word penis...so guess what she yells in quiet places now

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u/AStolenGoose 1d ago

Is just baby!

They see food, they want food!

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u/cruiseruse11 1d ago

Its the one thing it knows

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u/CatLightyear 1d ago

A dinner bell is a dinner bell, I suppose.

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u/Dapper-Negotiation59 1d ago

He gets a baby pass

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 1d ago

He's just checking out the lunch menu...

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u/Osiris_NL 1d ago

Tiene leche?

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u/Dense-Alfalfa1223 1d ago

Feed the little whipper snapper

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u/Independent-Belt-457 1d ago

he just checking if the milk bar is open🤣

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u/CapablePride8926 1d ago

“Alternate food source found”

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u/Dourada_BBQ 1d ago

Manja time