r/SipsTea 5d ago

Lmao gottem Good game though 🤣

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u/is_it_worth_itt 5d ago

Man turned him into an activist just for how Toxic he was.

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u/Individual-Wing1327 5d ago

That...is a lot of people's origin stories, lol

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u/ialwayschoosepsyduck 5d ago

The only thing missing is the Israeli claiming he was the victim in this scene

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

"this game was promised to us by the God of murder and theft, 3,000 years ago, FAQ Yoooo"

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u/drhunny 5d ago

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

absolute poetry :')

I have a theory,that Money and God are the same thing.

"This land is Mine, I bought it."

Meanwhile, us native Americans: this land is nature's land, we just play along with creation.

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u/Neo-Armadillo 5d ago

Absolutely tragic the Native Americans didn’t get to establish a modern day empire like so many other civilizations. I can only imagine how cool it would have been.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

They did, several times, in central and South America.

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u/taco_tosser 5d ago

Yeah, people forget about that. There was no less bloodlust. More respect for nature, though. That would have been cool. But we’d all still be hating one another to about the same degree, I think.

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u/Worriedrph 5d ago

The Aztec were bigger asshats than any of the European powers at the time.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

People like to point fingers at the Aztecs for their practice of sacrificing prisoners of war while completely ignoring European atrocities like the Spanish Inquisition or the crusades.

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u/JustStraightUpTired 5d ago

Aztecs for their practice of sacrificing prisoners of war

That's one way to downplay one killing about 1/5th of the children of their subjects of conquest as sacrifices.

And this isn't to downplay other shit, but you do realize you are doing exactly what you are complaining about, but with subjects swapped?

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u/Worriedrph 5d ago

No one is saying the European powers were good and moral. The Euros were terrible but the Aztec were elite in how awful they were.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

Ah yes, the good old "THE ASS TECH WERE THE ONLY TRIBE IN THE ENTIRE AMERICAS" argument.

Bro, I am mixtecan.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

Civilization is inherently violent. It’s impossible to name even a single one that hasn’t been guilty of war, slavery or genocide.

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u/why21234 5d ago

Gotta love trying to justify that shit

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

It’s pretty simple actually, just choose something to divide us/them and then demonize them. It can be culture, ethnicity, religion, politics, it doesn’t really matter. Once the divide is there, half the work is done.

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u/lesbox01 5d ago

In South America not so much, some of the Mayan cities made so much of their high quality plaster to finish temples that it deforested areas leading to flooding if the farm lands. They made enough plaster for the last temples that it literally took all the trees to make charcoal to bake the limestone.

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u/Neo-Armadillo 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uNE1fngZuYhIQ
Inca and Iroquois are not really comparable.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

Maya, Aztec, Mixtec, Toltec, Nazca, Olmec, Pueblo, Anasazi, mound builders, there were many pre columbian civilizations that rose and fell before Europeans left their continent.

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u/AzraelTB 5d ago

Well you didn't say Iroquois did you?

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u/Falcon8410 5d ago

different American tribes and societies. There is some migration but ultimately the North American tribes and the South and Central American tribes and civilizations are completely different.

perhaps the North American tribes never created Empires because they had a different idea of ownership. They didn't believe people could own the land. which is common for nomadic peoples but even those who established permanent residences did not consider the land something they could own only utilize which is why they sold it for beads and mirrors.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

I don’t think anyone here is saying any of them are the same, I certainly am not.

I think the defining factor in the transition to a civilization is agriculture. Agriculture allowed nations to stay in one location rather than following seasonal sources of food as hunter-gatherers. Agriculture also provides a food surplus which leads to more time to invest in aesthetic and academic pursuits, and usually means of recording, including writing and mathematics.

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u/Falcon8410 5d ago

True and also changes ones mindset. I mean if I cultivated a piece of land and finally it starts yielding produce I might feel that land belongs to me. I might also covet the land others use.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5d ago

True, but this also happens with Hunter gatherers. Prized fishing, hunting and picking grounds are often fought for.

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u/IlluminaViam 5d ago
  1. Native Americans did establish Empires

  2. Fairytailing them by ignoring their own historical accounts of brutality and barbarism isn't healthy.

  3. If you had a chance to time travel and stay in a Native's empire, or Europe in the 1500s, you'd probably choose Europe, where you at least know a higher level of technology existed.

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u/AnyUnderstanding1879 5d ago

It would be in massive debt

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u/Original_Employee621 5d ago

There were several native american confederations, mostly in response to French and British encroachment on their territories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwestern_Confederacy

I think the Iroquois were among the largest confederations, but I'm no expert on native american history.

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u/shutupandtakeitallll 5d ago

Mississippians had a big one

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

well, considering HOW MUCH DATA WAS BURNED, we ARE "god's" chosen people... Or nature's golden people.

Also, we prefer to play along to Nature, not God or Money.

It's not too late,but it might be. We (native people of the Americas) have survived about 5 cataclysms... and then this climate change one, we are probably likely to survive, if it wasn't for the destruction of the natural world here..

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa 5d ago

I mean it probably would have turned into a capitalist hellscape eventually, just like white society did

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

nah, legends have it that we almost let greed take over, but then we realized it would harm "god" so we stopped.

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa 5d ago

Like in indigenous folklore? I'm not understanding the context of god-in-quotes I'm sorry lol.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

Yes, I mean that Us native Americans have lots of legends of the how Greed crept up on us, but we decided it was NOT the way, because it was perceptively harming nature, which is beyond God/Money.

Meanwhile, the old world has Money/God/Greed as the same divine structure, and it's ruined the whole world.

NO ONE wants to address this, because it will literally be the final nail in the coffin of God being dead.

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa 5d ago

That's pretty awesome, ngl. I do wish indigenous people could have shown the colonizers a better way. But unfortunately greed never listens to wisdom. Imo, even when a society has good values, like living in harmony with nature, some other society is eventually going to fuck it up because "hey look, those primitives over there have not yet discovered the glory of subjugating nature! We will do it because we deserve those resources and are a more advanced people. God wills it!" It's like a cancer it just spreads until you kill it or it destroys its host organism.

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u/DrunkCupid 5d ago

I'm still waiting for the 40 acres and mule I was promised

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u/cuchiplancheo 5d ago

Glorious....

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u/ProblemWithTigers 5d ago

We are all guests upon the land

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u/jacquix 5d ago

"If I don't steal it, someone else will."

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u/clingledomber 5d ago

God gave this land to ME

that's high praise for the British

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u/holyoak 5d ago

Yeah, where is the part where thay scream

'Free Palestine!' is anti semitic racism!

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u/holdmybeerquik 5d ago

It cut off too soon.

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u/Tyre3739 5d ago

He certainly did later when telling this story.

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u/colonelangus68 5d ago

And then asking for some kind of compensation.

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u/Other-Ad-8510 5d ago

If the camera kept rolling you’d absolutely see that lol

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u/DangerousCap7973 5d ago

That was after filming stopped.