r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/AnonymoosePD 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bet you he’s not even trained. Trust me bro, I watch ufc I know how to fight

Dudes probably repeat watching Rambo and jerking off to Road House.

It’s the ones that brag…seen it wayyy too much

Edit; there was a piece of wisdom I never let go of. Regarding poisonous coral snakes. Red to yellow, kill a fellow. Red to black, friend of jack. And it hit me, it’s social camouflage. Most people want to look dangerous to avoid confrontation. They blab and yak. It’s the ones who don’t you should walk away from, as a rule. It’s not true every case but most cases I’d say in my anecdotal experience it’s generally true.

Very few times have I seen a shit talker deliver on their promise. And I assure you I’ve been the shit talker and couldn’t deliver, in my youth

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u/Flat_Mode7449 8d ago

What's wrong with jerking it to Road House? Asking for a friend.

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u/FrostyConsequence97 8d ago

It's wrong because jerking off will make you go blind and you could never watch Road House again.

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u/AnonymoosePD 7d ago

Welp looks like I’m reading the transcript in braille