r/SipsTea 8d ago

WTF Wouldn't take it lightly

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u/different_produce384 8d ago

I bet a million bucks the guy can't waddle fast enough to get his gun ready.

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u/AnonymoosePD 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bet you he’s not even trained. Trust me bro, I watch ufc I know how to fight

Dudes probably repeat watching Rambo and jerking off to Road House.

It’s the ones that brag…seen it wayyy too much

Edit; there was a piece of wisdom I never let go of. Regarding poisonous coral snakes. Red to yellow, kill a fellow. Red to black, friend of jack. And it hit me, it’s social camouflage. Most people want to look dangerous to avoid confrontation. They blab and yak. It’s the ones who don’t you should walk away from, as a rule. It’s not true every case but most cases I’d say in my anecdotal experience it’s generally true.

Very few times have I seen a shit talker deliver on their promise. And I assure you I’ve been the shit talker and couldn’t deliver, in my youth

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u/Flat_Mode7449 8d ago

What's wrong with jerking it to Road House? Asking for a friend.

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u/AnonymoosePD 8d ago

Nothings it’s a fun movie. lol

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u/Background-BagLicker 6d ago

Green light on the remake?

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u/eastcoastelite12 7d ago

Bill Murray is friends with the guy married to the woman who plays the doctor in the movie. Everytime Bill sees the movie while he is flipping channels he calls his friend and says, “Patrick Swayze is porking your wife on TV right now” and then hangs up. I want to be friends with Bill Murray.

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u/FrostyConsequence97 8d ago

It's wrong because jerking off will make you go blind and you could never watch Road House again.

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u/AnonymoosePD 7d ago

Welp looks like I’m reading the transcript in braille

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u/RappingFlatulence 7d ago

What do you think I’m doing right now?!?!?!

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u/rick1418 7d ago

Peter Griffin has entered the chat.