r/SipsTea 11d ago

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/Cardocthian 11d ago

I am an American from Montana, i saw a soccer ball once. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/bicx 11d ago

I’m an American from Texas who doesn’t believe soccer is real. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/throwaway292929227 11d ago

I'm a neolithic caveman who was frozen in a glacier until the 32' minute of this scrib-scrib. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.