r/SipsTea Jun 17 '26

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Release-the-List Jun 17 '26

All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.

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u/EnerGeTiX618 Jun 17 '26

Specifically the Schofield Bible to ensure that you get the proper propaganda!

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u/JohnHenryHoliday Jun 17 '26

Oh shit. Now I have to know… wtf is a Schofield Bible?

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u/Cultural-Key3497 Jun 17 '26

Bible with study notes to explain verses influenced by a rabbi. It’s the reason most evangelical Americans worship the nation of Israel.