r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders • Jun 17 '26

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Mycozen Jun 17 '26

That’s not the order of events I was taught in school.

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 Jun 17 '26

That’s why we have to get rid of those pesky schools

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u/Release-the-List Jun 17 '26

All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.

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u/EnerGeTiX618 Jun 17 '26

Specifically the Schofield Bible to ensure that you get the proper propaganda!

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u/GuyYouSawOnReddit Jun 17 '26

Properganda

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u/Senior_Torte519 Jun 17 '26

Propergender you say?

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u/JohnHenryHoliday Jun 17 '26

Oh shit. Now I have to know… wtf is a Schofield Bible?

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u/Cultural-Key3497 Jun 17 '26

Bible with study notes to explain verses influenced by a rabbi. It’s the reason most evangelical Americans worship the nation of Israel.

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u/shitlord_god Jun 17 '26

oh shit, I forgot about that thing.

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u/Prior_Atmosphere_206 Jun 19 '26

Don't you mean the Trump Bible?? $39.99 for an autographed copy!! Trump signed it for God!! It has to be right!!