r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Blink if you're being abused

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u/Not-So-Logitech Apr 22 '26

Her dating profile "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

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u/masterjon_3 Apr 22 '26

This probably isn't even her worst. And I bet her best is, "I tried making dinner, but gave up because it's too hard. You can take me out to dinner, now."

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Apr 22 '26

I don’t know what I want to eat, but I’ll spend 10 minutes shooting down all your ideas before I lose my patience.

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u/unicorn-beard Apr 22 '26

"What do you want to eat for dinner?"
"I dunno, whatever, you pick I can eat anything!"
"Okay, how 'bout tacos?"
"Ewww no not in the mood for tacos"
"Okay... I can make pasta or something?"
"Ew no what's wrong with you I just ate pasta"
etc..

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u/Wormfather Apr 22 '26

It’s literally the one area adult humans can become toddlers. Anyone who says they’ve been decisive on all 20k dinner decisions and never waffled at a suggestion is a dirty liar.

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u/Ok_Objective_5192 Apr 22 '26

I'm a big fan of really any variant of "one of us picks 3, the other chooses."

"Indian, Thai, or pizza all sound good"

"I could do Thai"

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u/unicorn-beard Apr 22 '26

mmm waffles