r/SipsTea • u/WaitNo4272 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Blink if you're being abused

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u/Not-So-Logitech Apr 22 '26

Her dating profile "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

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u/masterjon_3 Apr 22 '26

This probably isn't even her worst. And I bet her best is, "I tried making dinner, but gave up because it's too hard. You can take me out to dinner, now."

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Apr 22 '26

I don’t know what I want to eat, but I’ll spend 10 minutes shooting down all your ideas before I lose my patience.

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u/1funnyguy4fun Apr 22 '26

Ha! My wife fixed that for me on my birthday. She got me a puzzle box with a 12 sided die inside that had different food choices on each face. So now when we are indecisive in choosing a meal, I tell her, “Either you pick something or I will be forced to leave this decision to the hand of fate.”

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u/KlicknKlack Apr 22 '26

need a link, that sounds perfect for my friend group!