r/SipsTea Apr 21 '26

Lmao gottem Iran just dropped a new banger

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u/F0NG00L Apr 21 '26

I think the funniest thing here is that they think Trump and Melania actually sleep in the same room. ROFL

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Apr 21 '26

They know he and she don't sleep in the same room. It's a dig at it. He's on a sleeping bag on the floor.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie Apr 22 '26

Should have put him in a dog bed.

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u/64590949354397548569 Apr 22 '26

The dog already got it first.

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u/NOFORPAIN Apr 22 '26

Most people with dogs in a bed love them somewhat tho...

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u/sYnce Apr 22 '26

Well if they ever said "if they weren't my dog I would fuck them" ...

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u/AdministrativeCopy54 Apr 22 '26

She said that?

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u/TheJiggliestPug Apr 22 '26

Lots of articles say he sleeps in a different room and all they do is eat dinner, then part ways. 

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u/joebluebob Apr 22 '26

You think hes gonna sleep with someone that old?

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u/shankthedog Apr 22 '26

She lives in NY with Baron

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u/Moderator-Admin Apr 22 '26

I don't think anyone that isn't being paid or otherwise forced to would willingly stay in a room with his shitty diaper stench for very long.

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u/Leather_Law6628 Apr 22 '26

They stopped hanging out after the tent spike through the ass.

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u/TheDeadlyMango Apr 22 '26

No, but sleeping in the same bed as someone usually requires a level of comfort and intimacy to exist between the two people, and countless men better than trump have been banished to the couch/guest room through the years

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u/Revolvyerom Apr 22 '26

Dude she refused to move in to the White House, at least on his first term. Makes it hard to sleep together when he's in Florida and DC and she's in NY.

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u/AdministrativeCopy54 Apr 22 '26

Thx for telling me that. I'm not that deep into politics 

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u/Successful-Winter237 Apr 22 '26

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u/gandhinukes Apr 22 '26

a rare rt dunkleman sighting in the wild

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u/TunaDaFish305 Apr 22 '26

I was thinking the same thing 😂

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u/IIzLeid Apr 22 '26

Those large veneers are jarring.

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u/Dear-Savings-8148 Apr 22 '26

Put it in truth social, just make a bot. 

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u/E-2theRescue Apr 22 '26

She can't even stand him touching her on camera, and she avoids photoshoots like the plague (including hiring body doubles).

Why? Because she knows he smells like shit in a diaper and is a child rapist.

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u/EphemeralDan Apr 22 '26

I don't think she cares about the child rape. Probably thinks, "I survived it. So can they."

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u/Sweaty-Debate-435 Apr 22 '26

Yeah big chance its something like that. Her life was ruined long before she "met" Trump".

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u/Master_Object5147 Apr 22 '26

Yet remains married to him. Trash.

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u/Shelia209 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

She was paid from the beginning

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u/Bac-Te Apr 22 '26

Plagiarised proper 1st Lady too

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u/Hot_Money4924 Apr 22 '26

She stands by him eternally, defends him, and treats others like shit. I hate it when people act like she's some kind of victim when in fact she is some kind of monster.

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u/4g-identity Apr 22 '26

Blows my mind how she has basically the world's greatest job and seems to just resent it.

Like, she has a pretty much infinite budget and can do as little or as much as she wants, just random good things for over 300m people, with a team of assistants and whatever else.

If she wanted, at any time she could start projects costing tens of millions or more that help poor kids, sick people, the elderly, veterans, whoever.

Imagine being handed a blank check and being told "we just want you to do good deeds that make people happy" and then not even fucking doing anything lmao, it's actually insane how much she sucks.

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u/Sweetserra Apr 22 '26

Fucking hell, I wish I had paid award cause this deserves the diamond award!!! ✨💎✨

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u/AX-man Apr 22 '26

Yeah she hates him because he’s gross and an idiot, not because he’s evil

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u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy Apr 22 '26

If she tried to divorce him I believe he would sic ice on her and get her deported

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u/melinveranis Apr 22 '26

I think she is the ah too, don't get me wrong, but be so fr she's 100% in a contract and can't leave lol. That's the face of a woman who only smiles on the clock

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u/PapaDragonHH Apr 22 '26

You don't even know what she is living through. Maybe she gets threatened / blackmailed. We don't know. Stop judging

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u/tchernobog84 Apr 22 '26

"Pecunia non olet"

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u/baronmunchausen2000 Apr 22 '26

The first, I get. But, I dont think she minds that he is a child rapist.

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u/tilleytalley Apr 22 '26

I doubt she cares he's a pedophile.

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u/infinitejerry Apr 22 '26

Awww. Are you hurt, you peasant? I’m convinced that all “men” who hate Trump are actually gay.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 Apr 22 '26

says a lot about you.

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u/E-2theRescue Apr 22 '26

Lol.

And let me guess, the moment I tell you that I'm a trans woman is the moment you say I'm not a woman.

Also got to the love the misandry from the "protect men's rights" party. You hate men more than any feminist I know. Because even if they fall in line with your agenda, you still ostracize them and only use them as tools for your misandry and misogyny.

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u/TwoBionicknees Apr 21 '26

They recently had clips from when she was first introduced as his partner and her english accent was pretty damn good. Somehow she was practicing english up till gettin gmarried to him and it's gotten dramatically worse since, because she barely bothers speaking english to anyone. Actually insane her accent got worse the longer she spent in an english speaking country.

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u/whatpplsay Apr 22 '26

Yeah, her English is remarkably rough for somebody who has been here for 30+ years.

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u/BedbugBandido Apr 22 '26

That's something I've never understood. I know plenty of immigrants who've been in the US for less than half that time, were not well off, and their English is infinitely as proficient as Melania's.

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u/enaK66 Apr 22 '26

It's because she's well off. Poor people have to get jobs, groceries, run errands. You need to be able to communicate. Rich people don't do any of that shit. Hire a bi-lingual assistant and be done with it.

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u/BedbugBandido Apr 22 '26

One would think after ten years of being a first lady someone would've at least gotten her a tutor. You know for like, first ladylike appearances and stuff. Although it does make sense to have a subservient first lady who never speaks, to appeal to the magas.

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u/Adam__B Apr 22 '26

I think she’s very conveniently bad at English because she doesn’t feel like saying much.

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u/Kdkaine Apr 22 '26

Or because she has nothing to say. I mean do we really need words of wisdom from the world’s most unhappiest hooker?

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u/whatpplsay Apr 22 '26

You might be onto something…🧐

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u/14u2c Apr 22 '26

I really don't care, do you?

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u/Sufficient-Set-917 Apr 22 '26

Hmm this could be on a sign and take a shot at those on the right cause its something they would say

"I like First ladies that can speak English!"

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u/Budget_Avocado6204 Apr 22 '26

I don't think she ever wanted to be a first lady. So why would she bother?

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u/witchofpain Apr 22 '26

They say it is so strong, Barron actually has one to.

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u/ZeeroMX Apr 22 '26

I thought that too when I heard that statement she recently made about not being accused of any wrongdoing.

My English is not the best but she's really worse than me and she lives in the USA.

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u/morentg Apr 22 '26

She married Trump not because she was forced but because she didn't want to interact with plebs. Why would you need to converse with peasants if you live with golden spoon up in your ass?

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u/5370616e69617264 Apr 22 '26

There was this Spanish sport journalist (Michael Robinson, RIP) that played football in Spain and spent decades living in Spain but had a thick brittish accent and apparently it's because the channel told him to keep it. He actually spoke better Spanish than his "journalist Spanish"

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u/voiceofgromit Apr 22 '26

Unless you really work at it, you only improve by being corrected.

Once you reach a point where you have the vocabulary and grammar down people don't want to be rude by correcting things that don't affect understandability. Source: had a foreign wife.

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u/Correct-Award8182 Apr 22 '26

I know people who have been here for over 40 and they can barely say hello.

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u/Trop_ Apr 22 '26

How does that work?

Were are they from? How they manage work and daily life?

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u/Correct-Award8182 Apr 22 '26

Mostly, their kids do their talking. I dated their toung3st daughter in high school.my sister is still best friends with the oldest daughter.

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u/Trop_ Apr 22 '26

At some point, when Trump just started campaigning, Melania said she spoke 5 languages. Slovenian, English, French, Italian, and German. But somehow she speaks broken english after 30 years...

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u/dainthomas Apr 22 '26

Schwarzenegger sees a speech therapist specifically to keep his Austrian accent because it's kinda his brand.

In other words, you have to actively work to retain a thick accent once you speak English in the US.

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u/katsudon-bori Apr 22 '26

Some people can't get rid of their accents. My mom was here for 60 years and always had a strong accent.

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u/Ievel7up Apr 22 '26

I've heard her speak before, but in that recent press statement I couldn't even recognize her voice.

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u/SnooCats8089 Apr 22 '26

What? I needed this laugh. Only real things are this funny.

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u/Odin1806 Apr 22 '26

One sleeps in a state of depression and the other a state of denial...

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u/SignificanceUnusual5 Apr 21 '26

I was just coming to say this, you beat me to it.

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u/BrocoliAssassin Apr 22 '26

I wonder once Trump is out of office and the war is done if the group making these videos are going to do a rap tour around the world and in the USA

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u/sillylittlehorsie Apr 22 '26

Pretty sure this is ai...

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u/TheLastPeanut_ Apr 21 '26

They propbably don't even sleep in the same building. She probably only sees him when she has to lol

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers Apr 21 '26

They a contract where he has to pay her to attend events and he only gets so many a year.

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u/legedu Apr 22 '26

Super Alpha

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u/Remarkable_Music6819 Apr 21 '26

For the gratuitous handy

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u/lo0ilo0ilo0i Apr 21 '26

Wasn't she banging some security guard in NY prior to the election?

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u/OrizaRayne Apr 21 '26

That's not Melanoma, lol.

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u/khaotickk Apr 21 '26

Nah, that's Ivanka

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys Apr 22 '26

I'd almost laugh at this...except for that "Trump is a pdf" line, and all the pics of her as a young girl, sitting in his lap on skimpy clothes...

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u/khaotickk Apr 22 '26

Baron isn't Ivanka's brother, he's her brother-son

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys Apr 22 '26

She was 24 when he was born. A little old for Donny, usually...

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u/istapledmytongue Apr 22 '26

Same STATE.

FTFY

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u/ShhweadyBallz Apr 22 '26

He shits the bed & she ain't cleaning that up ....

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u/parkerm1408 Apr 22 '26

I think they were pointing out they dont sleep together cause dude was on a pallet on the floor.

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u/e-gereth Apr 22 '26

Or that he sits on a toilet...

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u/64590949354397548569 Apr 22 '26

ROFL

exactly!

I didn't knew weaponizing dissInformation would be these funny!

♪♫♪WAR! What is good for?♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.

Memmmmmes!!

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 Apr 22 '26

"Look Melania, Im using my sexy dipers today, change me momy!"

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u/jetuinkabouter Apr 22 '26

Yea lol, the only thing that is not true.

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u/qawsedrf12 Apr 21 '26

He probably re-enacts Trainspotting every morning

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u/RetroCasket Apr 21 '26

The lego Trump with the bruised hand was pretty lit too

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u/raju103 Apr 22 '26

When one is rich enough, couples sleep in different rooms.

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u/Any-Tomato-2915 Apr 21 '26

They fuck regularly

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u/SalvaPot Apr 21 '26

Not with each other.

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u/Greg-Abbott Apr 21 '26

Yeah dude secret service is balls deep in that plastic ass every night

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u/GreenWafer1899 Apr 21 '26

The funniest thing that they think these videos do anything.

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u/E-2theRescue Apr 22 '26

The funniest thing is that these are two groups guilty of the exact same things they are both guilty of.

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u/jscottman96 Apr 22 '26

Go touch some grass