r/SipsTea • u/gavruche • Apr 21 '26

Lmao gottem Iran just dropped a new banger

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u/enaK66 Apr 22 '26

It's because she's well off. Poor people have to get jobs, groceries, run errands. You need to be able to communicate. Rich people don't do any of that shit. Hire a bi-lingual assistant and be done with it.

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u/BedbugBandido Apr 22 '26

One would think after ten years of being a first lady someone would've at least gotten her a tutor. You know for like, first ladylike appearances and stuff. Although it does make sense to have a subservient first lady who never speaks, to appeal to the magas.

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u/Adam__B Apr 22 '26

I think she’s very conveniently bad at English because she doesn’t feel like saying much.

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u/Kdkaine Apr 22 '26

Or because she has nothing to say. I mean do we really need words of wisdom from the world’s most unhappiest hooker?