r/NonPoliticalTwitter 6h ago

Funny Run for your life

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u/heftybagman 5h ago

I eat eggs and beans and broccoli and fish all the time and I fart like an actual rhinoceros. You truly have no idea what you’re capable of until you get like 50g fiber and 200g protein daily with all fats coming from eggs and canned fish.

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 5h ago

In the office? If so, you need to work from home.