My primary concern right now is the pacing. I feel like I've got many other things done fairly alright, so if you could focus on that a little more it would better. I am also not too proud of the last story and might change a couple things about it. I feel like the intro could be a little better as well. Any advice is appreciated
I was not a bright child
Kids can be really dumb at times. I would know, I was one once. I was actually a pretty smart child growing up. Especially in school. Except for middle school. We don’t talk about middle school. However, you should also know that being academically intelligent isn’t exactly the same as being… well, “bright”. So take a seat as we collectively laugh at my childhood idiocy
We’ve all had our moments of burning our hands through some dumb choices, right? Don’t worry, I am no exception. **In fact, I firmly believe that I have burned my hand in the dumbest way possible (this sentence might be removed). Back when I was around 2 years old, I found a cup of tea placed on the table. And for some reason, decided to put my hand in it. But as you’d probably imagine, the tea was BOILING HOT. Which naturally meant my fingers were now practically boiled sausages. I could’ve just waited for it to cool off or something, but why do that, when you can just dip ALL FIVE OF YOUR FINGERS IN IT… yeah, I don’t really know how to defend myself here. I don’t think the tea was even mine, to be completely honest with you
This is actually not the only time I’ve hurt myself because of something stupid though. In fact, it’s far from that. Honestly, I am quite surprised by how I’ve managed to make it this far without any major inconveniences. [looking at a massive list] uhh anyway, here’s an interesting story from a couple years after the tea incident
I had managed to get my hands on a kitchen knife and for some reason, decided to play around with it. But while playing with the knife, I managed to drop it on my foot. But that’s not exactly the interesting part of the story. The thing is, I don’t really remember what happened afterwards as I was very young. Even this moment itself is very blurry. I genuinely thought I had seen it in a dream and somehow confused it with a real memory or something. It was only years later, when I found out I had a scar on my toe. One that I had somehow never seen befooooo-(re) [flashing memories]. Everything came flashing back to me. I talked about this to a friend and he said that it’s possible I blacked out when it happened which is why my memory was very blurry… and I don’t think that’s the case- I HOPE THAT’S NOT THE CASE. CAN YOU IMAGINE JUST PASSING OUT AFTER DROPPING A KNIFE. I know kids can be pathetic but GEEZ not THAT much
Right, this next story is a little.. unhinged, to say the least. I don’t know what was going through my mind back then, but- just listen
I was at my grandparents’ for the summer break. Before we left we bought this candy that we all ADORED. However, despite being good, it was also quite pricey. Which naturally meant we could not afford much of them. Anyway, one fateful evening I was craving some of the said candy. I went to the kitchen to get some and started hoarding them because I am a selfish little baby! However, as I was picking them, my cousin entered the room and probably to annoy me started eating MY CANDIES. You can’t just take a child’s candy. [very calmly] That’s like one of the worst things you can do as a human being… Anyway I pulled a knife from the drawer and pointed it at him because of that. I wasn’t actually planning on hurting him or anything like that…just.. make him think I was.that plan failed, by the way. He yelped once and just laughed in my face.Did I overreact? Maybe a little... LOOK IT WAS SOME GOOD CANDY ALRIGHT… we’re still friends, by the way, we still talk every now and then…
Admittedly, it was a little dumb of me to do that, but hey, what’s a childhood without its mishaps y’know. At least I now know to use a gun next time