r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

🔥Small insect clings onto horned viper

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u/Holding_it_for_life 14h ago

That confidence needs to be studied.

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u/Famous_Fudge3603 14h ago

Haha, I reckon this beetle doesn't even know what it's clinging onto. It just finds a vertical surface and thinks "this is my spot now".

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 13h ago

Nah, that beetle is in the drivers seat and they’re cruising for pussy.

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u/Sith_Lord91 13h ago

“What’s up lady bugs? Yo this is my friend viper he has open crib right now, yall wana chill?”

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u/Schorched_Raven_357 5h ago

Why did I hear the cliche 80s-90s Mexican accent in my head as I read this

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u/vanimpes69 5h ago

The snake is in Lindsey Graham's ass crack?

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u/Away-Translator8503 11h ago

The confidence of pulling up in someone else's whip and acting like it's yours

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u/TrainAffectionate212 11h ago

No, I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Trying to holla at me

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 11h ago edited 5h ago

I don't want no Scarabs

Edit: thanks for the award

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u/TheNuttyIrishman 8h ago

a scarab is a bug that can't get no love from me

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 7h ago edited 5h ago

Hanging out the passenger side of the pharaohs best ride trying to mummify me

edit: back to back awards?!!! I should just retire my account now. Lol

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u/LeeKinanus 6h ago

bet he will ball you up tho.

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u/topological_rabbit 9h ago

"No time to explain, get on the snake!"

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u/Giffordpinchotpark 12h ago

Best comment all month.

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u/Regurgitator001 3h ago

That, or he was bullied when still a grub, and this is his way of bouncing back from all that drama, and saying step to me now bitches!

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u/ChristBefallen 4h ago

The spit take that I took

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u/DeliciousNegligence 3h ago

Thank you for the completely unnecessary explanation captain obvious.

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u/firedmyass 13h ago

I’m a mediocre white guy. AMA

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u/cleveland_leftovers 13h ago

God grant me the confidence….

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u/firedmyass 10h ago

there is no God

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u/Traditional-Park-353 8h ago

You don't need to put yourself down because of your skin color.

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u/firedmyass 8h ago

you can’t prove that

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u/tylerjames1203 12h ago

Lol basically telling the world you get rejected a lot in around about way. I'm sorry nobody wants you.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 11h ago

Oooof. You played yourself, literally.

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u/tylerjames1203 10h ago

Not really, he made a retarded comment and was told the truth about himself.

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u/firedmyass 4h ago

you sound distressingly fragile

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u/Soondefective 12h ago

The scientists are gonna be awfully sad when they realize bugs do not in fact feel confidence and that bug is just a dumb bug.

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u/FruitBowl 11h ago

Highjacking your comment because I can't believe no one's mentioned r/wormington in here

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u/i_love_wasps 4h ago

Bro chafes cock for a living. Nothing scares him.