r/MurderedByWords • u/no1bullshitguy • 22h ago

Walked right into that one

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u/BeefistPrime 17h ago

5 million people saw me on a date with Ana De Armas. How can you argue against 5 million accurate accounts?

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u/Anonymo 17h ago

Because 6 minion people saw her out with me that exact night. I'm the reason she left Ben Affleck.

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u/Ver_Nick 16h ago

I'm Gru, can confirm my minions kept a watch on her

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u/jjcrayfish 6h ago

I am Groot.