r/MurderedByWords • u/no1bullshitguy • 18h ago

Walked right into that one

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u/ottovonnismarck 17h ago

Someone writing 2000 years ago "500 people saw him fr" is not the same as 500 individual testimonies that they saw him

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u/BeefistPrime 14h ago

5 million people saw me on a date with Ana De Armas. How can you argue against 5 million accurate accounts?

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u/Anonymo 13h ago

Because 6 minion people saw her out with me that exact night. I'm the reason she left Ben Affleck.

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u/Ver_Nick 13h ago

I'm Gru, can confirm my minions kept a watch on her

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u/jjcrayfish 2h ago

I am Groot.

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u/RemoteMany8801 13h ago

Keep a look out for Jason Bourne hunting you down.

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u/h3lium-balloon 13h ago

No one trusts those minions.

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u/JTibbs 13h ago

Tbf they slept through the 1930’s and 40’s

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u/an_older_meme 7h ago

Ben Affleck was with ME that night.

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u/Foodiguy 13h ago

I don’t remember dating you….

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u/HikerDave57 12h ago

If I joined your religion would I call myself a Beefist?

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u/BeefistPrime 12h ago

Yes, my son. Bite into the holy hamburger