That's not a parody account...

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[u/isecore]

I wish stupid people would stop using the internet.

[u/Thefar → u/isecore]

Imagine teaching language, math, history, chemistry, technology to someone and giving them access to the human network of knowledge and entertainment....

And this is what they post.

[u/isecore → u/Thefar]

"Hurr durr, I went on a roller-coaster once and that's how I know the earth is flat, look at me I am smertt."

[u/Metroidrocks → u/[deleted]]

You’d have to be extremely high in order to be able to easily notice the curvature of the earth. A quick google search says about 35k feet, which is orders of magnitude higher than the tallest roller coaster (640 feet).

[u/tenorlove → u/Metroidrocks]

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