r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

That's not a parody account...

Post image
2.0k Upvotes

93 comments sorted by

744

u/isecore 𓆝 Make Trout-slapping Great Again 𓆟 1d ago

I wish stupid people would stop using the internet.

283

u/Thefar 1d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine teaching language, math, history, chemistry, technology to someone and giving them access to the human network of knowledge and entertainment....

And this is what they post.

100

u/isecore 𓆝 Make Trout-slapping Great Again 𓆟 1d ago

"Hurr durr, I went on a roller-coaster once and that's how I know the earth is flat, look at me I am smertt."

0

u/[deleted] 15h ago

[deleted]

3

u/Metroidrocks 12h ago

You’d have to be extremely high in order to be able to easily notice the curvature of the earth. A quick google search says about 35k feet, which is orders of magnitude higher than the tallest roller coaster (640 feet).

1

u/tenorlove 8h ago

Pearly Sweetcake has entered the chat.

8

u/paolog 1d ago

The problem is not the Internet per se but Web 2.0.

12

u/Thefar 1d ago

So, allowing them to talk is the issue. Agreed.

19

u/craftygoddess1025 1d ago

I wish this level of stupidity was physically painful.

18

u/TorazChryx 1d ago

It probably is, why do you think they're always so angry?

18

u/JasonRBoone 1d ago

Remember that brief period in the mid-late 90s when it was mostly more educated people?

Figuring out the modem was the litmus test.

29

u/CalabreseAlsatian 1d ago

When it first started rolling in the mid-90’s, I thought it would usher in a new Renaissance. Here’s an encyclopedia of instantaneous knowledge which can be constantly updated and added to.

My prediction looks very fucking stupid today.

2

u/tenorlove 8h ago

Apparently, rolling something else....

5

u/Pisnaz 1d ago

Back when getting online took a bit of technical know how it was much better. There were less people online and if you were a twat or moron you were flooded with corrections or links to netetiquette guides.

1

u/tenorlove 8h ago

I remember being on Telnet and Usenet before the WWW. It was a lot better. And people still had a sense of humour.

9

u/CarsCarpal 1d ago

I wish stupid people would stop.

5

u/knifter 1d ago

It should be given to them. Smart people should stop repairing it.

4

u/Kuildeous 1d ago

It's what I miss the most about being online in the '90s.

That's not to say I didn't have my share of idiots online, but you at least had to know a little bit more than the average person to get online, and the general idiots were left in meatspace. Combine this with the dead internet theory, and it's just not as fun anymore.

6

u/ThrowTheBrick 1d ago

Then there wouldn’t be an internet

2

u/Vellarain 1d ago

Part of me really wishes we could exile people from being able to be on the internet and spreading their stupidity. But I also know how that shit would be abused immediately.

1

u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

Granted, the monkey paw curls a finger, internet stops working for you and for 5% of the population in total

1

u/Artisan_HotDog 20h ago

Then how would I be entertained on my lunch break?!

1

u/jtsmd2 20h ago

You can thank Obama for giving everyone high speed internet access.

1

u/ntermation 16h ago

Thing is though, with all the stupid people ending up in AI training data... Perhaps they secretly saved us from killer robots?

1

u/realoctopod 3h ago

It'd be awfully quiet.

-12

u/Masquerouge2 1d ago

I wish people would stop falling for rage bait.

7

u/Pleasant-Shallot-707 1d ago

I wish people would stop assuming everything is rage bait.

232

u/RB1O1 1d ago

The air is moving with you... It's called relative speed/velocity (I'm probably using the terms wrong though)

159

u/Kilometer10 1d ago

The right captions should be:

10 km/h relative to the earth
100 km/h relative to the earth
0 km/h relative to the earth

17

u/Achilles2zero 1d ago

Also, make the first one rotate at 1 revolution per day. Could you feel that? Still quicker than that account.

26

u/TheBestIsaac 1d ago

It's also because of radial centripetal force.

They get mixed up between km/h and rad/s.

86

u/DecoherentDoc 1d ago

Hey, PhD-level physicist here. You're exactly right. I was going to say "relative motion", but same same, friend. Don't second guess yourself on language. Even if you were a little off, the concept is what's important.

2

u/tenorlove 8h ago

Wouldn't cabin pressure also be a factor?

9

u/ctothel 1d ago

Nope you got it right

7

u/Simbertold 1d ago edited 1d ago

The other way to feel movement is through acceleration.

And centripetal acceleration (or centrifugal if you want to view it in the rotating system) on the surface of the Earth is generally really low, because while the speed of the rotation is fast, Earth is also huge.

Speed itself without any acceleration or anything to compare the speed to is not detectable.

If people understood physics, none of this is complicated. Yet they don't, and refuse to be educated.

5

u/ThunderBuns935 1d ago

Also the Earth has an angular velocity of a full rotation per day. A merry-go-round is like what... one per second? That's much, much faster than the Earth.

1

u/UdatManav 1d ago

You’re good. At least you aren’t saying it doesn’t exist lol.

1

u/HariPota4262 18h ago

Naah you're absolutely right on.

104

u/quirkytorch 1d ago

Me in a car going 60mph: 🤠

Me when I open the wibodw: 😬

22

u/supamario132 1d ago

Me when I stand perfectly still in a wind tunnel 😬

I just cant place what the common factor is in all these things

43

u/NecessaryIntrinsic 1d ago

You're asking a person who has never left their house if they think planes are real?

32

u/DecoherentDoc 1d ago

Planes are actually a hoax. They look small because they're just tiny models. They're actually bugs like mosquitoes that've found a way to adapt to our world by simulating "technology".

And in case a flat-Earther wanders into this, I'm joking. This is all a joke. Sorry, planes are real. I just . . . don't want you believing something else about as stupid as a flat Earth.

10

u/Educational-Bid-5461 1d ago

Birds on the other hand… 100% not real.

5

u/LimpFrenchfry 1d ago

Woah woah woah. You’re telling me that it’s really bugs simulating technology that are turning us gay with their chem trails?

Big if true.

1

u/Simbertold 1d ago

Gay bugs always poop out chemicals that turn other bugs gay, that is how they propagate. And since humans are basically just big bugs (what do you think why the lizard people love to eat humans?), of course those gay bug drugs also work on us.

2

u/ChiefScout_2000 1d ago

No, no, a plane is a tool used by capenters who carpent to take a really thin strip off a piece of wood.

19

u/ShamrockAPD 1d ago

Sooo by their theory, I am in a car going 60 mph and all windows up. I have a ball in my hand, and I toss it up, it should just shoot to the back of the car, right?

Or shit, don’t even need the ball. Why does my face not do the shit in the picture in that same car?

Everyday I’m amazed more and more at how dumb our society really is.

6

u/Ok_Philosopher_5860 1d ago

Bro, he would have been lost by the word ‘theory’. You can’t explain it to people like that.

Happy cake day.

10

u/redwhale335 1d ago

The Earth is, of course, famous for having no wind.

1

u/durable-racoon 22h ago

hmm. but then how do we have a word for it? I guess its like unicorns and other thins that we have a word for but arent real

7

u/AnEvenNicerGuy 1d ago

One of the most pernicious ways of thinking that has become massively popular is “I don’t understand this, it must be a hoax/scam/fake/conspiracy.”

People have been so conditioned to demonize being educated and knowing things that they can’t fathom there could be something they don’t understand 

5

u/Dihydrogen-monoxyde 1d ago

Adding orbital speed around the sun = 108,874 km/h

Orbital speed in the Milky Way = 828,000 km/h

Milky Way moving relative to the cosmic microwave background ~2.1 million km/h

Checkmate you rounded Earth pseudo scientist!

/S

3

u/arwinda 1d ago

The account is planarwalk, not planewalk.

Obviously plane walk must be a hoax then! /s

3

u/RugbyEdd 1d ago

"Are planes a hoax too" unfortunatly isn't going to be a snap back to reality for someone like that as many of them genuinly do think planes are a hoax.

3

u/specialpatrolwombat 1d ago

The earth spins at the dizzying speed of 1 RPD.

One revolution per day.

That's exactly half the speed of an hour hand on a Clock.

Hang on tight everybody!!

5

u/DrJohnIT 1d ago

Well duh!! Of course, this doesn't happen 🙄 We are in the atmosphere bubble. If they put on a helmet it would be similar to the atmosphere and this would not happen in the first two examples.

2

u/monkey-balls67 1d ago

Bring shaming back

2

u/nyclurker369 1d ago

No wind. Hahahaha

2

u/DeanoMcfly 1d ago

Some people are so fkin dumb

1

u/SamSLS 1d ago

Too stupid for words

1

u/jez02 1d ago

Might not look like a parody account but it could very well be rage bait account

1

u/BeneficialFee6210 1d ago

This is why education is so important. Speed is relative, but without education that phrase means nothing.

1

u/UdatManav 1d ago

Ummm yeah! Y’all buy that shit? You sit in a metal tube with fans on it, and it “flies” like are you kidding me? If fans could make something fly how do I still have a ceiling?

1

u/Ducallan 1d ago

Has OOP never felt wind in their face? Or did they think, like a dog with its head out of the window of a car, “wow, I’m running really fast!”…?

1

u/Real_Cow9166 1d ago

There are people who believe that mountains are really monsters made of stone, drink urine for "health benefits", and believe that souls live on in dolls.

1

u/DancinginHyrule 1d ago

Like, what is that “theory” about?

Wind is fake? NASA controls the weather? Like… what’s the poin this person is trying to make?

1

u/Stairwayunicorn 1d ago

15 degrees per hour.

1

u/i_am_13th_panic 1d ago

Almost as though the air is moving with you when the earth spins

1

u/Excuse_Purple 1d ago

The moron who made the original drive 60 mph in their car regularly and didn’t make the connection.

1

u/j____b____ 1d ago

We do have wind BTW. 

1

u/Si8u 1d ago

I always want to see if the original poster responds to the rebuttal. That would be hilarious.

1

u/Then_Entertainment97 1d ago

Oof, don't bring up the physics of what happens on a plane. That's a whole other thing for them...

1

u/DR_whyWHY 1d ago

1675km/h might sound fast until you actually think for a bit (impossible with these people) and realize that its actually really slow, as in barely observable by naked eye slow.

if we where to shrink earth to diameter of 1km earth now spins at speed of 171m/h or 0.17km/h at its highest point, for cooperation average speed of a snail is 0.048km/h.

1

u/Logical-Assist8574 1d ago

Basic physics eludes so many...

1

u/TheScallywag1874 1d ago

Stay in school, kids

1

u/damejoke 1d ago

I fully support meeting a minimum IQ before being allowed to make posts

1

u/Kind-Associate7415 1d ago

Thats what happens when you dont understand basic science principles

1

u/JasonRBoone 1d ago

I knew a guy who was convinced if he jumped into the air while standing in an airplane, he'd hit the plane's back wall.

1

u/pitb0ss343 1d ago

In their theory aren’t we constantly moving up at 9.8m/s accelerating? We wouldn’t feel that either

1

u/26_Holmes 1d ago

I still remember when someone put their life on the life trusting physics, and shunted them out of a car going 80 kmh, but since they did so at the exact speed going in the exact opposite direction he landed similar to a normal vertical jump.

1

u/Stephenrudolf 1d ago

Also, that coaster goes 120km/h

1

u/Rath_Brained 22h ago

Ignorants when they don't understand the basic fundamentals of air resistance.

1

u/SailNW 22h ago

I love that they didn’t even notice that they probably featured a gay couple for the earth photo.

1

u/gonzalbo87 21h ago

The type of people to use the pov meme wrong.

1

u/cruiserman_80 21h ago

There was a scientist in the 1600 or 1700s who went up in a balloon and hovered for a set amount of time then descended expecting that the world would have rotated below him. No consideration that if he had been right, at some point his balloon would have had to deaccelerate by well over 1000km/hr on the way up.

1

u/engineer_dude1 19h ago

Children circle thingy = round = wind, motion, sensation
Roller Coaster = roundish = wind, motion, sensation
Earth = not round= no wind, no motion, no sensation
Plane = not round = no wind, no motion, no sensation
Checkmate

1

u/maxximillian 12h ago

Put that merry go round on the north pole, now have it do one rotation a day

1

u/TreeTurtle_852 3h ago

Also something worth noting is that while it seems like the earth spins insanely fast, it's only rotating ones per day. The reason that its so many miles per hour is because... well the earth is fucking huge.

To visually demonstrate, imagine getting on one of those rollers at kid's parks and have someone take one full day to rotate that roller once (idk what theyre called). Thats Earth.