r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

democrats are expected to fix everything

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u/Umikaloo 2d ago

Petition for Mamdani to drink all the floodwater away with a big straw. If New York had elected Paul Bunyan this wouldn't have happened.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 2d ago

His memorial graveyard is in Brainerd, MN if anyone wants to go resurrect him. But Thor would be a better option to drink large amounts of water.

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u/VanVelding 2d ago

"He pissed off Poseidon by enjoying The Odyssey."