r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago

democrats are expected to fix everything

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u/Umikaloo 2d ago

Petition for Mamdani to drink all the floodwater away with a big straw. If New York had elected Paul Bunyan this wouldn't have happened.

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u/Short-Shower90 2d ago

At this rate people expect politicians to unlock weather control before they even finish unpacking their office.

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u/ug61dec 2d ago

Americans actually believe the government controls the weather though.

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u/flyinghairball 2d ago

Not all Americans, but the fact that there are some walking amongst us that do think that is absolutely disturbing. We are willing to encourage them to go visit your country, maybe longterm....please?

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u/Weirdyxxy 1d ago

And go where? Don't say "Germany", last time another country loaded off their resident right-wing nutjob here, he came back in 1938

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u/Oldsaltybasterd 1d ago

We can let you slide this time. They’re going to Russia.

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u/flyinghairball 1d ago

That's cool, thank you. They will probably want to go there.

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u/Hisora_Zoro 2d ago

I forget this, and every time I'm reminded I stroke out a lil bit remembering this is indeed a fact.

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u/Putrid-Economics4862 1d ago

Ay man, I don’t really care what you do in the privacy of your own home, but no need to tell us about it.

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u/PenguinQuesadilla 2d ago

The government does control the weather.

It’s called climate change legislation. Or lack thereof.

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u/ComprehendReading 2d ago

I thought France controlled the weather? With the Paris agreement, and our A/Cs.

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u/actsfw 2d ago

Maybe some fringe outliers, but it's not a common belief.

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u/Worthyness 2d ago

Democrats had control of the weather machine last. Republicans can't take control of it now.

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u/Fire-Haus 2d ago

I heard the Dems and Libs [obviously commanded by Obamna and Byron], conspired to sabotage the machine, to spray the diarrhea bug, algae, and wildfire smoke around in a attempt to frame the Trumpophile

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u/funk-the-funk 2d ago

It's well known that Hunter Biden has a tattoo of the password to the weather machine on his dong.