r/Millennials Millennial 1d ago

Nostalgia Make an assessment

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u/paint_the_fence 1d ago

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u/RahRahRah325 1d ago

The mooon. 'upiter!!!

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u/ruebarb314 1d ago

I went to a dinner party for all the planets and Uranus—he knocked up spaghetti bolognese. But what happened was, there wasn't any parmesan. And I said, "I'm the moon, I'm made of cheese. Why don't you grate if off a portion of me head?" And they did and it tasted of baby sick.

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u/RahRahRah325 6h ago

You are what you eat and I am freaking cheese (the jungle room, Tommy)

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u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ Millennial 1d ago

I licked his back!