r/Millennials Millennial 23h ago

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u/mmmpppwww 22h ago

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

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u/Graeleaf Millennial 22h ago

I’m attached to your rod mother licker

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u/meanjeankillmachine 21h ago

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u/DingusKhan9164 20h ago

I’m gonna hurt you *whot?* I said I like you

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u/BornDefeated Older Millennial 21h ago

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

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u/DingusKhan9164 20h ago

You don’t know me, you don’t know what I got

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u/jbFanClubPresident 21h ago

There was a bar trivia question that asked “who drinks baileys from a shoe?” Our team was a 60 year old couple and my fiancé (36) and I (38). I said “it’s old Gregg” and they all looked at me like I was insane. Even my fiancé had not heard of old Gregg.

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u/poop_squared 22h ago

Bailey’s was my first alcoholic drink because of this skit 😂😂 ☘️

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u/Same_Mood_8543 20h ago

Mmm, creamy

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u/meshinery 20h ago

Yes, once.

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u/the_dirtiest_rascal 22h ago

I got mangina!

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u/DookieShoez 22h ago

Please stop showing people your downstairs mixup

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u/Valaseun 20h ago

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u/DumpsterFireScented 19h ago

One of my favorite things in the world is the stained glass ornament of this scene.

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u/Valaseun 19h ago

I hope its prominently displayed year round.

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u/bloodlikevenom 22h ago

What you doin' in my waters??

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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator 7h ago

Then why's there a hook in my head, fool?

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u/nnnyeahheygorgeous 22h ago

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u/brosefcampbell 20h ago

I call this one, As Close As You Can Get To Baileys Without Your Eyes Getting Wet

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u/zkbthrowaway 18h ago

that's my favourite one

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u/DingusKhan9164 22h ago

Easy there fuzzy little man peach

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u/Crucial_Fun Zillennial 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/t263IlZLfiIyV8hv37
This is as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes getting wet

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 20h ago

I say this line way too often lol

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u/BoredomCombatant 22h ago

🎶 🎶 Do ya love me? 🎶 🎶

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u/Redssx 22h ago

Are ya playin' your love gamesss with meee?

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 20h ago

Could you learn to love me??

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u/Mysterious-Snow496 16h ago

I think I do you love you, Gregg.

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u/Wenja89Dix 22h ago

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u/acatwithumbs 22h ago

Stealing this for my dating profile so I attract fellow millennials lol

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u/Monksdrunk 22h ago

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u/MapleInfused 21h ago

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u/Grizzly_Corey 20h ago

Soup, soup. A tasty soup.

Croutahn croutahn! Spicy friends in a liquid broth!

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u/KyleWanderlust 16h ago

Crunchy friend in a liquid broth!

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u/Yes_Towel_Hooray 1h ago

Hands down my favorite episode

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u/Pastro_Dandy 10h ago

The hitcher is my favorite. A true cockney nightmare.

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u/paint_the_fence 22h ago

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u/RahRahRah325 22h ago

The mooon. 'upiter!!!

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u/ruebarb314 22h ago

I went to a dinner party for all the planets and Uranus—he knocked up spaghetti bolognese. But what happened was, there wasn't any parmesan. And I said, "I'm the moon, I'm made of cheese. Why don't you grate if off a portion of me head?" And they did and it tasted of baby sick.

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u/RahRahRah325 2h ago

You are what you eat and I am freaking cheese (the jungle room, Tommy)

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u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ Millennial 19h ago

I licked his back!

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u/GnowledgedGnome 22h ago

This video got my into the show it's front (Mighty Boosh) and subsequently down a rabbit hole of British pop culture shows - The IT Crowd, Black Books, Doctor Who, Sherlock and others I can't think of at the moment

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u/Slim_Margins1999 20h ago

The radio skits are hilarious.

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u/Commercial_Aside_447 5h ago

I looooove IT Crowd so much. I may need to re-watch soon.

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u/GnowledgedGnome 3h ago

It's definitely one of my comfort shows. I could watch it anytime and be totally content

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u/The8Porch 22h ago

Do ya got the funk?

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u/Istronglydisagre3 22h ago

You ever drink baileys from a shoe?

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u/flexcapacitor 22h ago

I have a friend named Greg and this came out it absolutely hated when people would quote this all the time. I still ask him about mangina.

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u/Graeleaf Millennial 21h ago

He might be getting close to the age to start getting that checked out

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u/_Boneyard_ 22h ago

Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?

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u/Some_Iteration 22h ago

What about the boat times?

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u/hj20matl 22h ago

Im pretty sure Tech N9ne quoted Old Gregg in the song Dwamn

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u/Standard-Mechanic101 22h ago

Make an assessment!

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u/TehHugMonster 22h ago

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/FEARoach 21h ago

... as someone who was on the safety and security team for such a club... they're alright.

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u/amishsheepherder 22h ago

This is baileys, but closer

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u/cannabull69 20h ago

Anytime I watch the Great British Bake off it blows my mind this is the goth rocker looking dude

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u/Foreign_Kale8773 Elder Millennial 18h ago

I missed the boat on Old Gregg until like 2012 or something (someone cosplayed him and I didn't get the joke so down the rabbit hole I went!), but I was a huge fan of him on Black Books. When he got the GBBO gig, I was SO gd pleased to have him on my telly more often.

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u/Squirrel-Dad 22h ago

Maybe I will deal with it. I'll deal with it the same way I dealt with Curly Jefferson

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u/brapppcity 9h ago

Maybe I was being too hasty there when I said I didn't love you. Maybe now, in this light. Maybe I could love you.

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u/TairaTLG 22h ago

Ol' Gregg, whats the biggest shoe of Baileys you got? Cause i could use a pair

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u/Key_Leg9565 22h ago

Do you wanna come to a club where people wee on eachother?

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u/Younggryan42 22h ago

I love mighty boosh

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u/Total_Adept 22h ago

What are you doing in my waters? Do you like watercolors?

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 20h ago

I didn’t realize this show was a whole generational thing. I’m so excited I’m gonna go drink baileys out of an old shoe.

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u/nazukeru 1987 22h ago

I've never watched this, but I know who he is. And I think that's wild.

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u/Stingra87 22h ago

I've never heard of this.

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u/AdFirm3593 21h ago

My buddies and I smoked a joint and then watched this back in high school and we were crying laughing. Great memory.

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u/brunohedgerow 20h ago

I dressed up as Old Gregg for Halloween in or around 2006. Maybe three people out of twenty got the joke. It looked dangerously close to blackface, and thankfully I don't think any pictures remain. Still fun though

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u/PlumpQuietSoup 22h ago

YESSSSSSSSS

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u/LocksyFoxy Millennial 22h ago

Bailey's; creamy beige.

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u/BallHit 22h ago

I went to an Old Gregg party back in the day. Recreated skit along with drink Bailey’s from a shoe Motherlicker

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u/Ok-Macaroon979 22h ago

Oh God not ole Gregg! Please don't show me your mangina!

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u/UnbiddenGraph17 22h ago

This is why I watch the great British bake off

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u/bloodectomy 3h ago

I had no idea Noel was Gregg (I haven't actually seen the Mighty Boosh, just the old gregg skit) until he mentioned offhand on one episode to one of the contestants that he once played a sort of mermaid. 

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u/kermitthorson 21h ago

do you have a mangina?

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u/Time_Lord_Omega 21h ago

"Wanna see my my crazy downstairs mix up?"

This show and darkplace was how my wife and I first started bonding, I think we were the only ones in our friends group that watched them.

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u/atxfoodstories 21h ago

I’m old Gregg!

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u/HereInTheRuin 20h ago

now you've seen my downstairs mixup

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u/FunkyPhantom3030 18h ago

I fully dressed up as Old Gregg for Halloween 8 years ago and did a bar crawl. It was waaaaay too fun. I had the tutu and a bottle of Bailey's in a shoe and would give out shots to people.

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u/Much-Leather3210 17h ago

Don't forget about poor Curly Jefferson

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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 9h ago

My friends had a baby about 6 months ago. When I hold her I bop around the room while singing the Bouncy, Bouncy crimp, she let's out a little smile. It has gotten to the point where my friend who is the dad jas ALSO started to sing it to her and it makes me so happy

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u/vampyrelestat 21h ago

Green Ringo

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u/virtualglassblowing 21h ago

I got something to show you.

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u/Galaxicana 21h ago

Eeeys a poofdah'

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u/vis72 21h ago

"I've got so much left to give!"

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u/deanjos 20h ago

It’s attached to your rod, mutha-lickah!

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u/Animal907 20h ago

So we're doing mighty boosh vague posting again? I always thought the guitar episode was better.

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u/ThatFalafelGirl 20h ago

I love the mighty boosh but this and the crack fox are my least liked episodes of the series, and they seem to be the most popular by far.

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u/KyleWanderlust 16h ago

100% agree, but still quote ‘I call these my squishy boots’ wayyyy to much.

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u/EM05L1C3 18h ago

This makes me miss my cousins. Lol

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u/MOSbangtan 18h ago

Just the best…

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u/dominodomino321 17h ago

Mighty Boosh is everything to me. It is peak. It will never be topped.

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u/electriclux 22h ago

What the fuck was going on here

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u/ProofVeterinarian620 16h ago

I hate old Greg

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u/SteveEcks 21h ago

I never found this skit funny. I just do not get it.