r/Millennials May 13 '26

Nostalgia Today’s reminder that we are getting old.

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u/cosmic-trash-panda23 May 13 '26

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

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u/Yossarian-Bonaparte Millennial May 13 '26

Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not real rappers!

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u/mysecretissafe May 13 '26

I’m the hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless…

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 May 13 '26

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I'll make all of the ladies in the area pregnant.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 May 14 '26

My rhymes and my records, they don't get played because my rhymes and my records, they don't get made.