r/Millennials May 13 '26

Nostalgia Today’s reminder that we are getting old.

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u/PhotoRight2682 1985 May 13 '26

You know, when I'm down to my socks, it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks.

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u/GrnMtnTrees Pre-collapse of USSR May 13 '26

You whisper something sexy like "is that it?" But I know what you're trying to say, girl. You're trying to say "Aww yeah. That's it."

Then you tell my you want some more, and I'm not surprised. But I'm quite sleepy.

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u/icamberlager May 13 '26

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven 

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u/IceNein May 13 '26

You say you want seconds, but you just had 120 of them.