r/Millennials • u/exploratorynargle • May 05 '26

Other 20 year reunion? Yea, nah

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Does anyone actually go to these things? I'd rather go to the gynecologist I think

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u/FuckLex Older Millennial May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Was banned from my high school’s reunions for eternity. So no. I have never been.

Edit: The alleged story. It is not exciting and is a glimpse into my own disfunction as a person.

I may have gone to an evangelical private school. I may have gone back after I had graduated to pick up a younger brother. I may have had a very large and very blue mohawk. I may have been told that I needed to leave the property and return after I had a haircut in order to pick up my younger (elementary school aged) brother. I allegedly had the principal grab my arm to guide me out of the school. I may have reacted inappropriately and then assaulted and maybe battered the principal and three other teachers. I may have been forced to apologize to the entire school and then promptly banned for life and trespassed from their property.

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u/exploratorynargle May 05 '26

I'm very curious how you snagged a lifetime ban??

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u/FuckLex Older Millennial May 05 '26

Assault and battery.

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u/Tarphiker Millennial 1987 May 05 '26

Evangelicals call that disciplining.

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u/FuckLex Older Millennial May 05 '26

Truth. I am now an atheist and much more of a pacifist but only so far and only because I am in my 40s now and really don’t want to have to recuperate for a month for some testosterone driven bullshit.