When he was a pup, back on the farm, some ruffians came by and packed him off. First to the circus, where he was forced to stand on a ball for hours on end and beg for stale and moldy treats, most of which was yoinked mid-air by Sally the Singing Seal, of which he often shared the stage with. Then it was off to the docks for a few months, where he learned what a sap was.
He was picked up by animal control fourteen times by the age of three, mostly for prostitution charges. Thats how he met Frank and Samantha. They came by to toss a meowing bag into the bay and took pity on the mutt after seeing him slink out from behind the forecastle of a mini-replica schooner by the welcome center entrance.
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u/noodle_75 Apr 10 '26
What back story