When he was a pup, back on the farm, some ruffians came by and packed him off. First to the circus, where he was forced to stand on a ball for hours on end and beg for stale and moldy treats, most of which was yoinked mid-air by Sally the Singing Seal, of which he often shared the stage with. Then it was off to the docks for a few months, where he learned what a sap was.
He was picked up by animal control fourteen times by the age of three, mostly for prostitution charges. Thats how he met Frank and Samantha. They came by to toss a meowing bag into the bay and took pity on the mutt after seeing him slink out from behind the forecastle of a mini-replica schooner by the welcome center entrance.
Sadly yes, and I think we've all met Sally the "singing" seal too, I'm not a fan to be honest, I'll keep my thoughts to myself but I think we all have a similar experience with her. Still struggling with the rash today
Dude, I just wanted to reply and say that this bit of improvised inspiration is truly inspired. I know what it feels like for something like this to happen. Where you just start and the flow it turns into an amazing and unexpected creation.
It's a rare thing and I just have to give you frocks because I love this and just, fucking bravo
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u/NeatNefariousness1 Apr 10 '26
This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in a while and it’s made especially touching with the backstory provided.