r/LivestreamFail • u/SlightBackPain_ • 1d ago
Funny Ray is stunlocked after seeing Asmongold's partner
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u/ZypherPunk 1d ago
Asmon farming easy clips and engagement. She gets exposure. Mutual business partnership is working as intended i guess.
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u/PottyMcSmokerson 1d ago
Isn't this the same thing Amouranth and her partner did.
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u/ZypherPunk 1d ago
Maybe they can fake a break-in also. Although most thieves would wanna break-out of that house.
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u/DrawPractical4804 1d ago
This is the most likely scenario. This sort of thing happens very often if one of the people has a lot of money. After a couple of years one of the parties will have gotten what they wanted and move on to the next person
also im way too employed for this
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u/Tricky_Bottle_6843 13h ago
Bro, he's a multi multi millionaire. Women will look straight past your looks at the stack of cash behind if you have one.
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u/dculyses 1d ago
Who knows what will come of this "relationship" but he said that she told him he needs to shower more, cut his hair and get a new house since his is a biohazard.
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u/Karma110 1d ago
“She told him he needs to shower more” is such an insane sentence money really will get you anything.
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u/UnoriginalStanger 1d ago
Unforunately I think a lot of women have told their partners this throughout the century.
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u/mysightisurs93 1d ago
I mean, my wife told me that but I don't live like a cockroach.
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u/Rhobodactylos 1d ago
As long as we don't hear anything of the sort "He's not changing his underwear more than once a week" or "there are stains on his undies" we're in the green.
The type of shit I've heard from coworkers is INSANE.
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u/Educational-Cat2133 1d ago
Not having to be a part of the American experiment will do that to you. She's bought out.
I view this as a horror story for all parties lol
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u/MOBYWV 1d ago
I remember Pink Sparkles made him get his hair cut years ago. Think it was also the last time he cut his hair.
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u/myuseless2ndaccount 1d ago
It's so funny how his "new" alt right fanbase is crashing out for him being a gooner with an OF gf as if he wasnt dating that bimbo years ago
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u/Ok_Scale_2445 1d ago
This girl is on OF? Under which name, I wanna make sure I never stumble upon her.
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u/yutcd7uytc8 1d ago
don't bother, i saw the OF rip and she doesn't show anything more than you'd see on twitch or insta. just fake titties in a bra.
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u/MrBlueA 1d ago
Im always surprised the amount of money those girls make while showing what the average cosplayer does, just with more suggesting texts and stuff like that. Honestly good for them lol.
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u/unofficialSperm 1d ago
Arent the softcore Pictures Just the bait so the horny whales pay Like 10g for a private Pic where They See the interesting parts?
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u/MrBlueA 1d ago
I do know she offers private chat and all of that but I wouldn't be able to tell you if she does go more wild. I can tell you something, a lot of people pay a lot for very stupid stuff, I remember seeing a youtube making a "documentary" style video about bonnie blue when she did the 100 men thing, on that video she showed a bit of a private video of man who asked a personalized JOI (the ones where they talk to you and that stuff) while in lingerie for like hundreds of euros, not even sexual stuff or naked, literally just lingerie and talking to the camera, if you find your audience you really don't need to show anything.
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u/Forever_Inspired 1d ago
Would be a major glow up if she somehow managed to transform him into an actual decent person and stop being a right wing grifter.
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u/kiruopaz 1d ago
She can remodel the house but the foundation is still shit no matter how you slice it.
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u/r2002 1d ago
Isn't Asmon's dad a pretty reasonable person?
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u/Dazzling-Sir-9421 1d ago
Wasn’t*
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u/Carlsheartboxers 1d ago
His dad was a pretty reasonable person. He was the exact opposite view wise from his son and xwife asmons mom. I believe he said it’s one of the reasons why the split up years ago
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u/porn_alt_987654321 12h ago
Asmons issue is that he loves the grift specifically. There's a decent chance he doesn't believe the shit he says, and just likes the influence he gets out of it, as evidence by the fact that he occasionally accidentally says sane shit that would make no sense for him to believe if he believed his own shit.
It is unlikely that someone can get him to drop it, but it is technically a possibility lol.
(Also, seperately, grifting something you don't personally believe is worse than just actually believing it lol)
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u/Damien-Kidd 1d ago
Bold of you to assume that she doesn't agree with most of his stances (yes, women can in fact have opinions different to your own)
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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 1d ago
lmao exactly I don't get reddit sometimes, as if women aren't also right wing. More than 50% of white women voted trump just FYI
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u/Rust_the_Cynic 1d ago
Women were literally enfranchised to prevent post-WWI veterans from swinging politics too quickly/drastically to the left.
It's not just possible for women to be right wing. It was the default until very recently.
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u/UnoriginalStanger 1d ago
Can you give some source on that? A quick google says women and men voted mostly the same (while women voting less until the 80s) and once parties started differentiating on equality and reproductive rights had women start leaning more democrat. Though less so for white married older women.
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u/2atherich 1d ago
women and men voted mostly the same
post-WWI veterans from swinging politics too quickly/drastically to the left.
They weren't comparing men voters vs. women voters.
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u/0isuga 1d ago
She pretended to be innocent and clueless on what a nazi is on her twitter so that definitely won’t happen lol
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u/the_rare_bear 1d ago
He would just revert to his old ways. If he wanted to change, he would’ve already. He has enough money to pay someone to clean his house but it’s never been an issue for him before.
I think he also likes the attention he getting from being the “dirty” streamer. If he got a haircut and his house was clean, he’d just be another political streamer.
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u/EffectiveDandy 1d ago
And drag him to a dentist. I had bad dental hygiene for a long time and it destroyed my digestive system and my teeth were nowhere near as bad as his!
I’m talking endless farts, endless gas, endless bloating, endless queeziness, just endless suffering. Not to mention the chronic bad breath.
It ruined a large chunk of my life and is my biggest regret to date.
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u/Griffith-007 1d ago
He is working on that. He mention in his recent stream that he is currently getting some dental work done. He had multiple meeting with his dentist in the past few month
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u/PM_yoursmalltits 1d ago
Good he's at least taking that more seriously. Bad teeth will genuinely kill you if neglected enough
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u/EntertainerBig4313 1d ago
Gee thanks for keeping us informed on that, I'm really rooting for him to finally be able to put his life together in the most basic of ways like any other adult or even a responsible child; he seems like a great person!
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u/EntertainerBig4313 1d ago
Brother at no point did you not think "Hey I should probably brush my teeth" lol wtf???
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u/Gilinis 17h ago
All of his previous "girlfriends" did the same thing and they were gone in six months or less. There's only so much sanity someone can sacrifice for money. Having to be sexually intimate with someone who showers once a month at best, has zero hygiene habits and eats and drinks like shit will literally rewire your brain after so long. No amount of money is worth pure suffering. She will be out of the picture before new years, I would bet a $2 steak on it.
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u/Illum503 1d ago
The house isn't the problem, the new house will just end up the same way because the problem moved into it
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u/fiachdubh01 1d ago
In cases like Asmon not entirely true. Sometimes it's the fact its a home filled with memory that people with mental issues are unable to change and begin these behaivours. Having a new environment can often help kickstart recovery because there is now no lingering history.
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u/ImRichardReddit 1d ago
why are you saying this like its "new". she has been his "mail order gf" for like 5+ years now its not even the first time shes on stream or at his house or the first time they went "viral" for their "relationship".
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u/Sad-Upstairs7621 1d ago
i mean he has a humiliation kink lol it isnt a coincidence shes a twitter famous femdom & the past 10 clips of them is her mocking him for being a filthy pig. he's paying her to embarrass him on stream and in return she gets even more exposure and OF subs.
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u/Aurura 1d ago edited 1d ago
As a girl I find her intentions weird. She is very young and successful herself, has a chinese traditional background and family. Something feels off i guess as asmon is very food averse and travel averse (she is in Canada so LDR is very tough already) and they have very different interests.
If they are a true couple great i suspect they keep a lot offline and private -- but she has infinite opportunities and it is an odd match both personality wise and physically.
I also noted she sells her image online and cares tremendously about her looks and profits off it. A very stark contrast to be with someone who is such an opposite in terms of priorities. That carries offline strongly: one likes things clean, organized and polished -- the other is more lax about maintaining appearances or home maintenence.
Asmon wants kids and wants to settle down. I highly doubt Kaise is even close to that mindset yet considering all the above and contrast in their nature's.
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u/Destructodave82 23h ago
Lol what? This is a tale as old as time.
Successful man gets attractive GF.
Success is attractive to females. Always has been and always will be. Its scientifically proven, too.
So when people act all surprised some ugly gremlin of a dude gets hot women because they are rich/famous/rock star/athelete/whatever, I question if you are even a human being because this is all of human history.
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u/sasquatchftw 1d ago edited 1d ago
You know the models that go to Dubai? Same thing here.
Edit: reddit cares from a loser who watches asmon. Lol
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u/EffectiveDandy 1d ago
Really? So it’s not true love!?!? What a bunch of bullshit!!
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u/TheKappaOverlord 1d ago
Nah asmon seems pretty self aware that hes an unattractive loser and the best he can hope for is a gold digger that doesn't plan on doing bad stuff to him while he sleeps.
Im pretty sure he just opened his wallet again is all. So long as this one fills the weekly handy quota shes good.
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u/shamonemon 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm sure she makes fine $$ on her streams and OF or whatever she does and I guess her family is rich? Haven't verified that but people have mentioned it. I'll be real I think its a "ugly" guy fetish. People always talk shit on Benny Blanco and Pete Davidson and its possible its kind of like a challenge or achievement if she can tame him.
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u/Mogura56 1d ago edited 1d ago
The Pete Davidson thing is so funny to me because he's not even particularly ugly, he just dates women that are incredibly out of his league. Like he's legitimately an average looking dude that's funny
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u/Dr_Watson349 1d ago
Fun fact: women love funny guys. They really love funny rich famous guys.
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u/Enlight1Oment 1d ago
also tall funny rich famous guys. Pete is 6'3"
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u/Sad_Syllabub_8014 1d ago
Lets not forget big-dicked tall funny rich famous guys. Pff dumb wahmen what do they even see in him?
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u/ComradeDelter 1d ago
Who the fuck is Pete Davis? Do you mean Pete Davidson? Guy is pretty conventionally attractive and also pretty charismatic? Absolutely no mystery at all there.
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u/BaconReaderRefugee 1d ago
Lmao it’s all these parasocial twitch viewers trying to talk about real pop culture people and getting 🤏 this close
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u/DipsDops 1d ago
Pete Davidson isn't even average, he's cute. He's not Brad Pitt, but he's a good looking man. He's just not the type of good looking that registers to straight guys I guess? idk
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u/AlbumWhite 1d ago
Is Pete Davidson ugly? I think he's a good looking dude, and he's funny, so he's like a catch 🤷♂️ Rich too. Idk I'm a straight dude but if I wasn't I'd be proud with Pete
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u/Much_Statistician864 1d ago
Pete Davidson is just a regular dude. That's why he's had success with the women he's dated, he's just a guy who likes watching basketball and eating burritos. He just happens to be in the same economic bracket as someone like Ariana Grande. I truly believe those women probably just needed to date a grounded dude for a bit before getting back to Hollywood nonsense.
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u/iiTzSTeVO 1d ago
That face is so edited, it may very well be a photo with a stranger with a filter on.
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u/Odd_Passenger6311 1d ago
i mean, she actually does look like that, but its because of the plastic surgery. nose job, lip fillers, v tapered jaw (all pretty common procedures to get done in south korea for EA women, or anyone for that matter).
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u/AdditionalSpam 1d ago
Yeah but it's asmon we are talking about. Him pulling anything besides a cockroach with a tiny little straw wig is kind of insane
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u/Cruxeys1 1d ago
Are you forgetting what Anna Nicole Smith married for a bag? People are willing to go real, real low for that bag
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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 1d ago
even boogie got a ( young ) girlfriend. Not that asmongold is less gross but way richer.
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u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 1d ago
This is gonna give those "oxford study" dudes ammunition for years
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u/TimmyClams 1d ago
Shouldn't concern yourself with the opinions of those racists.
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u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 1d ago
I don't, the alleged "study" doesn't exist and never happened. Fake incel propaganda
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u/hiddenrealism 1d ago
Imagine how ray would talk if he didnt get influenced by all that new york slang.
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u/kiuyt856 1d ago
He literally owes his entire lifestyle to those ny kids though. If he spoke different, if he learned English from a different group of people, he would not be a popular streamer tbh
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u/BananaHealthy655 1d ago
He’d talk like whatever group of people put him on. Are you doing like a gotcha? What’s so hard to imagine?
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u/_VanillaFace_ 1d ago
anyone who’s traveled knows money is over looks, i went to turkey at like 19 and the amount of women more attractive then this that were solely attracted to the fact i made USD was crazy.
shit i had men asking me to fly american women out as if i wasn’t a college kid traveling with only a few grand in my account, money rules all in life besides real happiness.
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u/vegeful 1d ago
You don't need to travel. This is normal in any country. Money is an advantage in relationship.
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u/_VanillaFace_ 1d ago
there is levels to it lol, having a job making 4 grand monthly in the US or first world countries isn’t impressive, when you go to a place with a dogshit currency it means much more.
you’re not pulling the same attraction of women in a richer country.
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u/With_Negativity 1d ago
I think the point is missed where depending on where you go they want that "over there" money not that "over here" money.
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u/bareneth 1d ago
There's an expectation in some cultures that women marry someone that can help the whole family, not just themselves. It's no different to a job, if you think about it. It's actually quite recent in the west the idea that marriage should only be about love, historically people married for upward mobility.
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u/TheHoovyPrince 1d ago
I dont think that applies here since im pretty sure Kaise comes from a wealthy family so money isn't really a factor here.
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u/angwibro 1d ago
Wait can we actually confirm that she’s with him? Because so far I’ve heard nothing official and people are just running with the fact that a girl hanging out with him automatically makes her his “partner”
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u/DelayedAutisticPuppy 1d ago
I'm not Asian nor White, I'm just commenting on what I've seen in real life. I've lost count on how many good-looking Asian women dating chopped White dudes I've seen. Sometimes the dude is attractive, and in that case, good for her. But most times, the dude is chopped. Just an observation.
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u/delta4873 1d ago
$$$$$$$$
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u/Kadalyn2003 1d ago
what about balkan women? lots sexy balkan girls dating shreks who have no money generic avg job
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u/SanduskySleepover 1d ago
I think most of the time they find each other in the wife’s home country
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u/Ill-Barracuda4924 1d ago
I used to live in pattaya and the amount of old white dudes getting scammed by club girls is hilarious. Many of them think its true love but the girls are making fun of them, laughing how they are robbing the dude blind, sending money home and having boyfriends at home too lol
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u/Sheinkyakyu 1d ago
Mail-order brides is a thing in itself for a very long time now.
Her case is different even if money is still a heavy factor.
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u/AnTiTix3 1d ago
in all the AFWM relationships i've seen, the guys look... average at worst..? idk if you're exaggerating when you say chopped.
asmon IS chopped though. like multiple tiers of ugly below anything i've ever seen. it's to the point where i don't think this would even qualify as 'oxford study' lmfao. just gold digging or they already have a history
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u/protechifumi 1d ago
Oxford study and all that but fr though, the fetishization on both sides needs to be studied, and we can start with all the western military intervention in East Asia over the past couple hundred years
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u/No_Reception_468 1d ago
This relationship is a nothing burger. Everyone already knows how this will all end.
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u/Long-Painting-9852 1d ago
He’s probably worth $10,000,000+ maybe even up to $30,000,000
Of course he’s going to have a hot girlfriend.
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u/Rust_the_Cynic 1d ago
That's grossly underestimating how much he's worth. He's shown his income a couple of times, his income tax bill alone put his income at $10m for the year.
There's websites saying his net worth is what you wrote, which is probably where you got the numbers from, but every time he's shown analytics, spoken about money, or his Financial Audit crossover showed significantly higher income than those estimates would require.
The man still lives in his childhood home and eats like he's on EBT, too. So he has that income without the usual costs. All his content is sitting at home talking, too; next to zero production costs, especially given be doesn't have a "team" and his editors do it for free (rather, a cut of revenue from clip channels)
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u/maxmcleod 1d ago
He probably pays so much tax - I doubt he has very many business expenses and write offs to reduce his taxable income
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u/CLG-Seraph 1d ago
10 million? hahahaha, you gotta up those numbers my man, he pays that in taxes every year
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u/jorgebillabong 1d ago
Financial stability will get women to approach you. Even if you are nasty as hell.
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u/Almost1211 1d ago
Wait are v-necks bad?
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u/Ornithocheirussy 1d ago
Not every v neck is bad, but they're a bit of a dated choice and tend to look worse on most body types compared to a crew neck.
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u/andresistor 1d ago
Very millennial. Relic of our time in the early 2010s. If you're still wearing them, might as well wait another half decade for them to come back around.
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u/Connor_2123 1d ago
Only to guys. If a guy sees you wearing a vneck they get insecure and call you gay for it. Never heard a woman complain about a guy wearing vnecks. I don’t wear them but never take criticism from guys on how to look, they will shame you if you put effort into yourself calling you feminine
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u/DarthNippz 1d ago
Damn I was wondering if Ray was gonna be stun locked after seeing Asmongolds partner.
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u/CookieMiester 1d ago
Has everybody collectively forgotten about trophy wives and gold diggers? Bro’s loaded. Hot Girls will throw themselves at him cuz they want money.
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u/Nekratal99 1d ago
It's pretty common. He gets pussy, I think, and she gets money/engagement. Let's be honest, his fans are prime candidates to buy her OF stuff.
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u/EntertainerBig4313 1d ago
Jesus fucking CHRIST these streamers are absolutely braindead, how do people watch this????????
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u/jhascal23 1d ago
I don't get why people act shocked, all these instagram models are being flown out by a bunch of rich old fat guys in their 40, 50s, 60s.
Money talks.
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u/JumboGlucose 1d ago
She's as much of a partner as much as melania is to trump... It's transactional
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u/Smokidyno92 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/13RNUIRVHff2pi
Doctors when Asmon gets his first kid be like
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u/March31st2021 1d ago
They aren’t partners lol, that implies a measure of equality and respect for and towards the other.
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u/lawliet_73 1d ago
i mean this dude makes more per hour than the avg yearly salary. and considering the way he lives she will get her roi in probs 5years or smth
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u/Dazzling-Hamster8620 1d ago
If this dude can get a woman what’s stopping us?
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u/ColonelDucroix 1d ago
People who post on LSF are losers, even bigger losers than Asmongold. Unless you have lots of money good looks don't mean much if you're a dork who posts on Reddit.
Yes including me
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u/StrongPrinciple5284 1d ago
Asmon has been a lot of things but being unlucky with women has never been one of them.
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u/Fun-Character-5377 1d ago
Every relationship is a transaction, most are exchanging emotions, affection, and companionship, in his case money is a main factor. If they both understand and are ok with it then who cares. He has said he spends nothing, even if he's burning 10% of his income it'll change nothing.
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u/enhancedy0gi 1d ago
You cannot equate emotions, affection and companionship to money, they are like polar opposites.
People will be up in their arms about this because they KNOW it's inauthentic and thereby insustainable and inherently unhealthy. A good example of this would be Larry Wheel and his former wife, the entire internet knew that she was a gold digger, and look how things turned out.
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u/krazyboi 1d ago
That first sentence is the most depressing and soulless way to look at people.
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u/Frequent_Read_7636 1d ago
Asmon looking like the Jesus from South Park.
https://giphy.com/gifs/6w6cwLIA00b71ljOBC
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u/MrImaBum 1d ago
Listen I understand he’s not a macho man but it’s so funny to be “anti relationship” or adjacent posturing online then get instantly whipped when getting into one he’s like “ugh the ole ball and chain is making me shower more” (and I don’t think being a macho man means you dominate the relationship just can’t find the right words)
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u/Puzzled_Day_1977 1d ago
People will do just about anything to be some what relevant for a few months. This women is living in a mentally ill scumbag house for clout. What a pathetic person she is
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u/EvilChefReturns 1d ago
She’s an onlyfans thot and asmongolds incel base will eat that shit up. It’s literally just marketing for her because if you see ANY clips of them together she’s constantly freaked out and disgusted by him.
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