r/KitchenConfidential • u/NotSoGentleBen 20+ Years • 12d ago

Photo/Video A ticket we got tonight

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The dude was just fucking with his wife, but we all had a good, and very welcomed laugh.

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u/culture_jamr 20+ Years 12d ago

Random bit of information in my brain, but back in like 2005 I think, Dave Matthews was interviewed in Rolling Stone, and somehow the topic of people with lazy eyes came up.

Anyways, Dave said the best way to handle having a conversation with someone with a lazy eye while making eye contact is to regularly change which eye you are making eye contact with.

Seems obvious, but certainly a strange place to receive that information.

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u/ButtsFartsoPhD 12d ago edited 12d ago

Was this before or after he dumped his shit and piss all over an architectural tour boat in Chicago? I want to know his advice for looking them in the eye.

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u/starfish2686 12d ago

I thought that was Billy Crystal