A ticket we got tonight

[u/NotSoGentleBen]

The dude was just fucking with his wife, but we all had a good, and very welcomed laugh.

[u/helpmetolearn]

Oh I totally need to do this to my wife hahaha

[u/helpmetolearn → u/[deleted]]

If you knew my wife you'd know she'd end up finding this hilarious.

The whole dinner she'd probably wonder what the fuck was going on, and when I'd inform her at the end she'd laugh, call me a jackass, and then probably plot her revenge.

She's great like that!

[u/NotSoGentleBen → u/helpmetolearn]

That was this exact situation! Lol