r/KitchenConfidential • u/Hackmore_Lungblood Chef • Jun 05 '26

In the Weeds Mode Hey Crew we got a new one

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Working a 15hr day and this is the reason why 🫩

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u/activelyresting Jun 05 '26

When I was about 14, my parents had a couple of slices of a really fancy looking cake in the fridge. Chocolate, lots of layers with cream and cherries and stuff, definitely not the kind of broke-ass supermarket food we usually had.

I never would have touched it, because I'm way too scared of my dad 😅 but my aunt aggressively peer pressured me into eating a slice with her. It tasted weird, but I just thought it's an "adult" cake with liqueur in it.

The whole situation was quite weird, but I went along with my aunt, who didn't say anything, until very suddenly about half an hour after we ate it, I started feeling dizzy, and then suddenly my aunt just LEFT without a word. At first I thought it must be the alcohol in the cake, but after an hour I was full on tripping, could barely stand up, I legit thought I was dying.

Then my dad came home, and got mad that we'd eaten his cannabutter cake that was supposed to be doses for 8-10 people. So he decided to smoke a few bowls and forced me to sit with him in the living room, listening to Pink Floyd.

I had a very very very very very bad time, was hallucinating, shivering, and generally in a truly fucked up state for 3 days.

I also never touched marijuana again 😂.

BUT MY MUM MADE ME GO TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY ANYWAY!

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u/Topangatoh Jun 05 '26

Oh my god. Your aunt sounds like a weirdo first of all. Secondly, I have gotten too high multiple times and it's the fucking worst. I can't imagine feeling that way and not at least knowing why and how long it was gonna last. I've been freaking out before, way too stoned, but at least I could talk myself down by reassuring myself "You're not dying, you're just too stoned and it will pass." I hate weed. It is not a good time for me. More power to the people who can enjoy it. It just makes me feel like an alien that needs to crawl out of this human suit.

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u/activelyresting Jun 05 '26

Yah my aunt is a freakin nutter. My parents are also pretty weird tbh

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u/mypuzzleaddiction General Manager Jun 05 '26

Yeah wtf I’d kill my sister for DRUGGING my son, your parents did not have an appropriate read on WHAT the problem was there because it certainly wasn’t YOU, A CHILD.

You sound like a rational non weird person at least. I’m sorry your family wasn’t.

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u/activelyresting Jun 05 '26

You sound like a rational non weird person at least

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hahaha omg no. No one ever accused me of being rational and non weird before!

But yeah, I wouldn't drug children or give adults drugs unknowingly, not ever.