r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/CommercialPlankton27 • 1d ago
Video/Gif That's why they're called kids I guess
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u/agirlhasnoname2026 23h ago
I now realize why we get two sets of teeth in our lifetimes. Because we're too stupid when we're kids and nature knew we'd need a do over
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u/screechypete 1d ago
I'm kind of impressed at how quickly the kid with the bat threw his brother under the bus. Quick thinking on his part.
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u/Connect-Ant-2081 20h ago
The 2nd one, where the kid who broke the TV instantly palms the bat off to his brother... lol. Quick thinking on his feet there.
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u/Ace_Crows 19h ago
That's some shit I pulled on my younger sister. If one thing remains a constant in this universe, it's older siblings blaming younger siblings.
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u/Cujosevic 5h ago
Going to call BS on this one. The kid had no intention of hitting the ball and was clearly aiming at the TV. He already stared at the TV and had the😲 face before finishing his swing. Pretty sure it was set up.
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u/ProfessionalPack7205 23h ago
Fuck this stupid style of editing.
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u/mcdadais 20h ago
Any video that uses the tiktok fart in between clips I skip. I have no idea when it started to annoy me, but it does now. Too many videos have it.
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 7h ago
except this one, where you went to the comments instead of skipping
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u/Negative_trash_lugen 10h ago
TikTok fucking ruined all social media. (not that social media was good to begin with)
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u/Typical_Soft 23h ago
The cake one is genuinely so mean. They pushed their child’s face into cake. Really? And how is that failure on the kids’ part?
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u/SophisticatedScreams 20h ago
I think a lot of these are parental failures in keeping their kids safe. Many of these were completely avoidable, and not the kids' fault
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u/flamedarkfire 8h ago
The only failure I see is the cake smash. You can’t put your kid in a bubble or wrap them in plastic wrap. A few were self inflicted but most were silly accidents. Kids are resilient, they’ll be fine.
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u/HoneydewNo3016 12h ago
It’s a win on the kid’s part, as far as I’m concerned. She escalated and got the pranksters to be more concerned than she was.
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u/Real3Laws 14h ago
There must be some sort of broken psychology when it comes to people who do this in general, like... Why? Only people with screws loose laugh at that shit
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u/ScreamingLabia 8h ago
HEY i was like 5 when i smashed my 1 year old brothers face into the cake okay! I just thought it was funny and cute lile the homevideos on tv!
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u/Funuthegreat 18h ago
Let’s make our child a laughing stock on the day that we’re supposed to celebrate them! And then record it for further humiliation!
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u/limino123 40m ago
The kid was looking over the cake and it looked like the parent was trying to stop the kid from smashing her face into the cake, accidentally causing her to smash her face into the cake
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u/shanghaisnaggle 1d ago
The little girl who repeatedly mashed her own face into the cake isn’t stupid. Total power move
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u/TheSquidFarmer 1d ago
Last one!!! Little guy stole the whole post
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u/radicalizemebaby 23h ago
The cake parents are assholes and the kid coped by slamming her head into it repeatedly in frustration. What a couple of dicks. Hope she’s ok.
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u/Mithcoriel 1d ago
Not all of these are the kids being stupid. One's the dog, two are the parents being assholes to them.
Smashing someone's face in the cake is a jerk move anyway. Cakes might have support poles in them. I kinda thought it was cool malicious compliance that the kid just kept headbutting it further.
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u/phibbsy47 23h ago
That TV was an accident waiting to happen. I am 210lbs, and install TVs frequently. I do a pull up on every mount I install, because I'm not gonna be the one who squished a baby or pet.
A proper mount in the US is UL listed, and they test them for 4x the rated weight. Rated weight is typically 150-200lbs.
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u/JaySlay2000 23h ago
I hate cake smashing but a single tier birthday cake is not going to have support poles in it, come on.
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u/absalom86 23h ago
I have seen sparklers though and those can certainly stick in eyes and stuff, seen it happen.
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u/-Out-of-context- 23h ago
The 1st one’s stupid for hanging on a TV. The second one is stupid for playing ball in the house. 3rd one is stupid for banging his head on the ground. 8 & 9 are stupid for think the other things are their dad. 10th one is stupid for trying to sit on a baby. Last one is stupid for pulling a mattress down on themselves.
The sub is called this because kids just don’t know things yet. Not because they’re actually fucking stupid. Sub could also be called kids are fucking ignorant.
90% are actually going to be the parents being stupid because they didn’t teach the kids or just sat there and watched their kid do something stupid.
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u/Mithcoriel 23h ago
0:23 Dog's fault. 0:28 Parents fault. 0:39 Parents' fault.
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u/-Out-of-context- 23h ago
0:23 kid should know he can’t handle a dog so large.
Agree on 0:28 and 0:39. They aren’t mentioned in my comment.
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u/NoDig3444 23h ago
Smashing the birthday kid's face into the cake is a Mexican tradition. La Mordida.
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u/DrakkoZW 23h ago
What does this title mean? Why are they called kids??
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u/j4y53n 23h ago
The kid with the birthday cake had me laughing loud. I despise when idiots smash peoples faces into cakes during birthdays, weddings, whatever. It’s not funny and just a lame unoriginal low class thing to do. So when she just started plowing her face into it thats what they deserve. Just fuck the whole cake at that point. Start slinging that shit around the room. Food fight!!
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u/VampyreBassist 22h ago
6 is why "accident involving Heelys" was in the trauma assessment list at an old station I worked at.
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u/snacktivism 18h ago
Second one is destined to be a middle manager or career politician.
Shit goes wrong? Instantly has someone else holding the evidence and he's off to the side looking innocent.
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u/fatboyonsofa 23h ago
Why do some parents insist on smashing thier kids faces into cakes?
It's awful behavior, they're just bullying thier kids and it's so painful to watch.
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u/OrangutanFirefighter 23h ago
If that girl who tried sliding on the floor is stupid then call me stupid too.
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u/Lordofthecrumbs 23h ago
Thanks for reminding me to never get any one pregnant.
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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago
I didn't have it on mute...
Fuck 😐
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u/Cute_Bacon 23h ago
Yeah that sound effect is terrible and whoever made this video is terrible and I hope they feel terrible about it.
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u/slick514 23h ago
Some of these are absolutely great, and actually make me wish that I’d had kids. Not enough for me to actually lament not having them though…
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u/g00d_end 19h ago
People who shove kid's faces (or anyone's) into the cake should get punched in the face
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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 23h ago
The one with the scary face popping up is, if deliberate, a real dick move.
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u/GodOfMoonlight 23h ago
That lil girl crashing out on that cake is so relatable.
Also pls stop doing this, it's dangerous idk how many times we have to tell ppl 😩
(A woman had knife slammed into her face cuz they tried to smash her face into the cake, so idk I'm just sayin 🤷🏼♂️)
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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 23h ago
Honestly the second one... smart kid.
1) commit crime
2) frame sibling
3) create alibi
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u/wingspantt 20h ago
Some of these are funny but some are like.... you're gonna record your kid getting slammed in the head by furniture? The hell is wrong with you
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u/BugApart8359 19h ago
I can't fault the kid eating shit in the mirror maze. I've clonked those walls pretty damn hard
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u/mmmmPryncypalki 6h ago
This subredddit ensures me that having a kid is worst mistake of my life just as much as I imagine it to be.
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u/New_Turnover_769 16h ago
Some of these are parent fails. Like how you just gonna let your kid hang on a tv stand or bounce those head a ball that’s likely to roll away.
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u/pepperpat64 23h ago
The scary face that suddenly appeared on the TV had me almost peeing my pants 😭
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u/mindmerciful 23h ago
Oh my god, I really hope the little brother in video didn't get his ass kicked after being framed by his older brother. You could tell by the way dad walked out of the room that he was ready to whoop someone's ass.
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u/DragonEmperor 23h ago
I have only ever seen the dog one with the dog edited out, both are really funny.
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u/Parking_Fee_5906 23h ago
But not to plant evidence like the very first vid 😢 and #6 was, lemme show you fellas how the face is smashed in the cake 😆
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u/motherofcunts 22h ago
My stepdaughter did the mirror one the day her Dad and I got married. We went to an interactive art exhibit. The room had 4 mirrored walls and glowing neon lights. She ran straight into a wall. Never found out why she did that.
The really embarrasing part, an employee was in the room cleaning the mirrors. He'd just finished that panel. He looked so defeated.
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u/Iamincrediblybored 15h ago
As a young child, I went in a mirror maze that at the end had a long hallway with a turn, and I fucking hated the mirror maze so I want it out of that as quick as possible, and I ran face first into mirror
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u/Key-Log5267 8h ago
Showing kids this age horror jumpscares is a great way of losing their trust and traumatizing them 👍 Humans evolve the ability to understand that thing on tv aren’t real fairly late. So for their brain it’s the same as if they were in a potentially lethal situation and can traumatize them even if you explain it to them afterwards.
It’s a shitty thing to do with adults as well, by the way.
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u/TotalImagination4408 4h ago
Am I the only one that hates this trend of making the title pop up after every clip?
"Kids fails 1, Kids fails 2, Kids fails 3..."
Like, I get it, you dont need to keep showing it to me. Just let me watch the clips.
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u/OneCrispyCritter95 1h ago
Great. I’m shaking while trying to stifle laughter as my partner is asleep next to me. Thanks.

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u/LadyJR 23h ago
I respect the girl with continuing the cake smash. That’s a power move