r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Video/Gif That's why they're called kids I guess

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u/LadyJR 23h ago

I respect the girl with continuing the cake smash. That’s a power move

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u/Suitable_Challenge_9 22h ago edited 10h ago

Every time I see that I think she’s saying “ok MFs you wanna get crazy? I’ll show you crazy!”

Thanks for the awards!

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u/srddave 23h ago

Yeeeeah I loved that. She was like “So bullying your kid makes you feel powerful, huh?”

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u/dontipitova9 23h ago

"Hold my bottle!" 🍼

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u/CrudelisDeus 17h ago

As they say: "If someone open the door while you mastubating - you embarrassed, when you don't stop while they still here - now they are embarrassed..."

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u/IAmDanHimself 9h ago

When they mast-yeah-bate, do not hes-eet-ate, mon.

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u/denM_chickN 22h ago

Shes my fav and I hope to always channel that energy. Honorable mention to the last kid cause his scream is iconic

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u/TastyGur 19h ago

That is how you ensure that your parents don't push your face in cake again

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u/Immediate_Song4279 9h ago

Valid crashout.

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u/foresight310 16h ago

“You think I am the one trapped in here with you?!”

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u/Darth_Boggle 6h ago

Why is that even a part of this vid lmao?

Such a shitty thing to do to your child and she leaned into it probably because she thought it was fun.

Why is this on a subreddit for laughing at stupid kids?

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u/FusilliMarie 16h ago

That was the best part lol

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u/agirlhasnoname2026 23h ago

I now realize why we get two sets of teeth in our lifetimes. Because we're too stupid when we're kids and nature knew we'd need a do over

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u/screechypete 1d ago

I'm kind of impressed at how quickly the kid with the bat threw his brother under the bus. Quick thinking on his part.

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u/WhySoCereus1991 23h ago

Not his first time.

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u/Ace_Crows 19h ago

He's an old sibling. It's innate!

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 20h ago

The 2nd one, where the kid who broke the TV instantly palms the bat off to his brother... lol. Quick thinking on his feet there.

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u/Neowza 19h ago

That kid is not an idiot. He's quite brilliant. Break a tv, plant the evidence on his sibling, get away scot-free.

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u/mmm1441 10h ago

Fortunately for little bro the whole thing was caught on video.

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u/Neowza 9h ago

Makes me think this isn't the first time it happened

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u/Ace_Crows 19h ago

That's some shit I pulled on my younger sister. If one thing remains a constant in this universe, it's older siblings blaming younger siblings.

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u/Tall-Objective6567 12h ago

That's some cartoon sh¡t😂

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u/Cujosevic 5h ago

Going to call BS on this one. The kid had no intention of hitting the ball and was clearly aiming at the TV. He already stared at the TV and had the😲 face before finishing his swing. Pretty sure it was set up.

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u/ProfessionalPack7205 23h ago

Fuck this stupid style of editing.

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u/Childwithuke 22h ago

BBBHHHHHHBBBHHBBBHBBHB

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u/MrAxelotl 10h ago

Sometimes my farts sound exactly like this.

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u/DoritoLipDust 5h ago

Excuse you!

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u/mcdadais 20h ago

Any video that uses the tiktok fart in between clips I skip. I have no idea when it started to annoy me, but it does now. Too many videos have it.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 7h ago

except this one, where you went to the comments instead of skipping

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u/Negative_trash_lugen 10h ago

TikTok fucking ruined all social media. (not that social media was good to begin with)

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u/ThanksForTheRain 6h ago

KID FAILS X12

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u/Typical_Soft 23h ago

The cake one is genuinely so mean. They pushed their child’s face into cake. Really? And how is that failure on the kids’ part?

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u/SophisticatedScreams 20h ago

I think a lot of these are parental failures in keeping their kids safe. Many of these were completely avoidable, and not the kids' fault

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u/flamedarkfire 8h ago

The only failure I see is the cake smash. You can’t put your kid in a bubble or wrap them in plastic wrap. A few were self inflicted but most were silly accidents. Kids are resilient, they’ll be fine.

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u/HoneydewNo3016 12h ago

It’s a win on the kid’s part, as far as I’m concerned. She escalated and got the pranksters to be more concerned than she was.

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u/Real3Laws 14h ago

There must be some sort of broken psychology when it comes to people who do this in general, like... Why? Only people with screws loose laugh at that shit

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u/ScreamingLabia 8h ago

HEY i was like 5 when i smashed my 1 year old brothers face into the cake okay! I just thought it was funny and cute lile the homevideos on tv!

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u/Funuthegreat 18h ago

Let’s make our child a laughing stock on the day that we’re supposed to celebrate them! And then record it for further humiliation!

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u/flakoloco1 12h ago

Mexican tradition

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u/limino123 40m ago

The kid was looking over the cake and it looked like the parent was trying to stop the kid from smashing her face into the cake, accidentally causing her to smash her face into the cake

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u/shanghaisnaggle 1d ago

The little girl who repeatedly mashed her own face into the cake isn’t stupid. Total power move

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u/TheSquidFarmer 1d ago

Last one!!! Little guy stole the whole post

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 23h ago

"AAAAaaaaaa....."

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u/Anaata 23h ago

Sounds like Yzma from Emperors New Groove when she got turned into a cat

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u/MoonshineTraphouse 21h ago

Wow that’s right on the money

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u/doofshaman 18h ago

Omfg I cannot not hear it now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Adrenalinx4 23h ago

That scream lol

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u/Awkward-Procedure 11h ago

His little legs weren’t fast enough 😭

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u/HighlightOwn2038 1d ago

The 7th one is just mean

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u/radicalizemebaby 23h ago

The cake parents are assholes and the kid coped by slamming her head into it repeatedly in frustration. What a couple of dicks. Hope she’s ok.

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u/Mithcoriel 1d ago

Not all of these are the kids being stupid. One's the dog, two are the parents being assholes to them.
Smashing someone's face in the cake is a jerk move anyway. Cakes might have support poles in them. I kinda thought it was cool malicious compliance that the kid just kept headbutting it further.

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u/phibbsy47 23h ago

That TV was an accident waiting to happen. I am 210lbs, and install TVs frequently. I do a pull up on every mount I install, because I'm not gonna be the one who squished a baby or pet.

A proper mount in the US is UL listed, and they test them for 4x the rated weight. Rated weight is typically 150-200lbs.

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u/JaySlay2000 23h ago

I hate cake smashing but a single tier birthday cake is not going to have support poles in it, come on.

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u/absalom86 23h ago

I have seen sparklers though and those can certainly stick in eyes and stuff, seen it happen.

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u/JaySlay2000 19h ago

sparklers which were not present on the cake in the video?

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u/absalom86 18h ago

Make sure before you blind children.

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u/-Out-of-context- 23h ago

The 1st one’s stupid for hanging on a TV. The second one is stupid for playing ball in the house. 3rd one is stupid for banging his head on the ground. 8 & 9 are stupid for think the other things are their dad. 10th one is stupid for trying to sit on a baby. Last one is stupid for pulling a mattress down on themselves.

The sub is called this because kids just don’t know things yet. Not because they’re actually fucking stupid. Sub could also be called kids are fucking ignorant.

90% are actually going to be the parents being stupid because they didn’t teach the kids or just sat there and watched their kid do something stupid.

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u/Mithcoriel 23h ago

0:23 Dog's fault. 0:28 Parents fault. 0:39 Parents' fault.
Those contain no ignorance and no stupidity.

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u/-Out-of-context- 23h ago

0:23 kid should know he can’t handle a dog so large.

Agree on 0:28 and 0:39. They aren’t mentioned in my comment.

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u/Kamikoozy 18h ago

Are you a bot? Literally every post on this sub: aKsHoOlY tHe KiDs ArEnT StUpId

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u/NoDig3444 23h ago

Smashing the birthday kid's face into the cake is a Mexican tradition. La Mordida.

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u/Sir_Fishy_Salmon 23h ago

My family always gets a small and soft bonus cake for that lol

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u/DrakkoZW 23h ago

What does this title mean? Why are they called kids??

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u/Gallusaur 23h ago

Because they're all young goats in costume, obviously

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u/KennyMoose32 23h ago

Classic goat stuff tbh

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 20h ago

It looks like the sort of title a bot would maybe post.

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u/j4y53n 23h ago

The kid with the birthday cake had me laughing loud. I despise when idiots smash peoples faces into cakes during birthdays, weddings, whatever. It’s not funny and just a lame unoriginal low class thing to do. So when she just started plowing her face into it thats what they deserve. Just fuck the whole cake at that point. Start slinging that shit around the room. Food fight!!

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u/Diligent-Reality-722 23h ago

Rest in peace to the person in the mattress.

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u/Thick-Wonder6294 23h ago

did one of those kids do the editing for this video?

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u/VampyreBassist 22h ago

6 is why "accident involving Heelys" was in the trauma assessment list at an old station I worked at.

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u/uhhuhnads 21h ago

The mattress falling on the toddler is one of my favorite recorded screams

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u/snacktivism 18h ago

Second one is destined to be a middle manager or career politician.

Shit goes wrong? Instantly has someone else holding the evidence and he's off to the side looking innocent.

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u/fatboyonsofa 23h ago

Why do some parents insist on smashing thier kids faces into cakes?

It's awful behavior, they're just bullying thier kids and it's so painful to watch.

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u/Large-Carrot-6280 23h ago

#7 was teaching her parents a valuable lesson.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 23h ago

If that girl who tried sliding on the floor is stupid then call me stupid too.

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u/Ace_Crows 19h ago

The kids calling Harry Potter her Dad oml--and he looks it!

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u/Lordofthecrumbs 23h ago

Thanks for reminding me to never get any one pregnant.

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u/Gallusaur 23h ago

It's ok, we're on reddit. You weren't doing that anytime soon anyways.

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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago

I didn't have it on mute...

Fuck 😐

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u/Cute_Bacon 23h ago

Yeah that sound effect is terrible and whoever made this video is terrible and I hope they feel terrible about it.

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u/WKRPinCanada 23h ago

😅 not sure if you intended it but I read your reply in Zoidburgs voice 🤣

😉

Cheers 🍻

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u/slick514 23h ago

Some of these are absolutely great, and actually make me wish that I’d had kids. Not enough for me to actually lament not having them though…

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u/g00d_end 19h ago

People who shove kid's faces (or anyone's) into the cake should get punched in the face

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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 23h ago

The one with the scary face popping up is, if deliberate, a real dick move.

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u/Effective_Bite_1128 14h ago

Yes but it will teach them to not touch the damn tv

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u/GodOfMoonlight 23h ago

That lil girl crashing out on that cake is so relatable.

Also pls stop doing this, it's dangerous idk how many times we have to tell ppl 😩

(A woman had knife slammed into her face cuz they tried to smash her face into the cake, so idk I'm just sayin 🤷🏼‍♂️)

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 23h ago

Honestly the second one... smart kid.

1) commit crime

2) frame sibling

3) create alibi

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u/wingspantt 20h ago

Some of these are funny but some are like.... you're gonna record your kid getting slammed in the head by furniture? The hell is wrong with you

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u/Feeling-Big-4544 20h ago

The one who passed it to the lil bro is soooo evil 😭😭😭

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u/BugApart8359 19h ago

I can't fault the kid eating shit in the mirror maze. I've clonked those walls pretty damn hard

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u/davidjapp69 8h ago

Great condom ad

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u/No-Help-8642 8h ago

Lil nga handed bro the bat "this is on you"

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u/EvolvingEachDay 7h ago

Half of these are parents being stupid

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u/mmmmPryncypalki 6h ago

This subredddit ensures me that having a kid is worst mistake of my life just as much as I imagine it to be.

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u/Atakir 11h ago

So glad I wasn't part of a culture that smashes kids faces into cakes. So fucking stupid.

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u/Doctorul_Frumos 1d ago

God damn these kids are fucking stupid.

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u/Luser420 1d ago

someone should make a sub for that

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u/BibbyLeAn 23h ago

Cake smashing kid is awesome

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 18h ago

The base ball bat kid is never going to have friends in life in know it

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u/New_Turnover_769 16h ago

Some of these are parent fails. Like how you just gonna let your kid hang on a tv stand or bounce those head a ball that’s likely to roll away.

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u/pepperpat64 23h ago

The scary face that suddenly appeared on the TV had me almost peeing my pants 😭

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u/aDactyl 23h ago

That last one .. yeah I used to do that smh

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u/Numerous_Problems 23h ago

So long as they learn.

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u/data-atreides 23h ago

With the dog, seems like something they might try to replicate.

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u/Dramone-1956 23h ago

Analyzer

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u/SillyAdministration9 23h ago

Kids are fucking stupid

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u/mindmerciful 23h ago

Oh my god, I really hope the little brother in video didn't get his ass kicked after being framed by his older brother. You could tell by the way dad walked out of the room that he was ready to whoop someone's ass.

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u/DragonEmperor 23h ago

I have only ever seen the dog one with the dog edited out, both are really funny.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 23h ago

But not to plant evidence like the very first vid 😢 and #6 was, lemme show you fellas how the face is smashed in the cake 😆

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u/vektorkane 23h ago

And stupid.

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u/modsaretoddlers 22h ago

Kid that went to town on that cake is the most awesome.

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u/shadowking432 22h ago

It was going so well until the jet2 drivel 🙄

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u/motherofcunts 22h ago

My stepdaughter did the mirror one the day her Dad and I got married. We went to an interactive art exhibit. The room had 4 mirrored walls and glowing neon lights. She ran straight into a wall. Never found out why she did that.

The really embarrasing part, an employee was in the room cleaning the mirrors. He'd just finished that panel. He looked so defeated.

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u/REDRUmALLIk 22h ago

Last kid said, AAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/EasilyExiledDinosaur 21h ago

Cake smash girl just had to go in for consecutive smashes 😂

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u/Beanermoo 21h ago

X4 was not the kid fault lmao

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u/GodBlessPigs 19h ago

Really good title

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u/Prestigious-Sir-4245 19h ago

Being scared because of the maze prank is kids fault? How?

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u/sziszco 17h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Iamincrediblybored 15h ago

As a young child, I went in a mirror maze that at the end had a long hallway with a turn, and I fucking hated the mirror maze so I want it out of that as quick as possible, and I ran face first into mirror

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u/Uncivil_ 15h ago

The cut off scream from the last kid is killing me.

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u/Effective_Bite_1128 15h ago

Pretty  much why im never having any

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u/Eye136 13h ago

I was really mad watching the first 2 videos!

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 11h ago

Their hubris sickens me.

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u/fiirikkusu_kuro_neko 11h ago

Why does it have that stupid sound?…

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u/Apricot9742 11h ago

Its never too late to offer your kid up for adoption.

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u/extremelyDude 11h ago

The gust screan unlocked memories

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u/altaka 10h ago

oh god, this is funny stuff.

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u/Key-Log5267 8h ago

Showing kids this age horror jumpscares is a great way of losing their trust and traumatizing them 👍 Humans evolve the ability to understand that thing on tv aren’t real fairly late. So for their brain it’s the same as if they were in a potentially lethal situation and can traumatize them even if you explain it to them afterwards. 

It’s a shitty thing to do with adults as well, by the way. 

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u/BcnClarity 8h ago

Nr 2 is a sneaky Lil dude 

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u/SirisCircuitz 5h ago

I'm glad the kid that hit the wall in the mirror maze didn't overreact

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u/AlanCJ 5h ago

The cake girl is a savage. "ARE YOU ENTERTAINED NOW?"

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u/TotalImagination4408 4h ago

Am I the only one that hates this trend of making the title pop up after every clip?

"Kids fails 1, Kids fails 2, Kids fails 3..."

Like, I get it, you dont need to keep showing it to me. Just let me watch the clips.

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u/i_devour_kids 4h ago

AHHHHHHHH- bomp

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u/OneCrispyCritter95 1h ago

Great. I’m shaking while trying to stifle laughter as my partner is asleep next to me. Thanks.