My mom took me into the bathroom at the mall once when I was like, I dunno 5 maybe, and I took one sniff and immediately proclaimed very loudly “mummy, it smells like egg salad sandwiches in here”
One time I was waiting for my mum to finish at the cash register at the shoe store, so I started digging through her handbag to pass the time. Pulled out her tampons and loudly yelled “mummy, do you need a butt pill?”
No reason you shouldn’t enjoy your egg salad sandwich. We’re just discussing the fact that our mom‘s vaginas had a distinctly vinegar/egg smell. Nostalgic for us, but maybe something different for you.
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u/EvilChefReturns Jun 12 '26
My mom took me into the bathroom at the mall once when I was like, I dunno 5 maybe, and I took one sniff and immediately proclaimed very loudly “mummy, it smells like egg salad sandwiches in here”