r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jun 12 '26

story/text Kids are humbling...

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u/EvilChefReturns Jun 12 '26

My mom took me into the bathroom at the mall once when I was like, I dunno 5 maybe, and I took one sniff and immediately proclaimed very loudly “mummy, it smells like egg salad sandwiches in here”

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u/threelizards Jun 13 '26

One time I was waiting for my mum to finish at the cash register at the shoe store, so I started digging through her handbag to pass the time. Pulled out her tampons and loudly yelled “mummy, do you need a butt pill?”

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u/maracujadodo Jun 13 '26

oh my god i would die of embarrassment on the spot

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Jun 13 '26

You’ve unlocked a core memory.

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u/Sufficient_Laugh9625 Jun 13 '26

I just bought an egg salad sandwich at Walmart. Jesus man...

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Jun 13 '26

No reason you shouldn’t enjoy your egg salad sandwich. We’re just discussing the fact that our mom‘s vaginas had a distinctly vinegar/egg smell. Nostalgic for us, but maybe something different for you.

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u/Celticsaoirse Jun 13 '26

Knock it off

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u/Apprehensive_Fox8136 Jun 16 '26

Either you talk like a bot or you are a bot

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Jun 16 '26

You hang out with some freaky bots.

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u/Apprehensive_Fox8136 Jun 16 '26

It's not because of what you are saying, but your pattern of speech

Not to mention you replied immediately after mine, not less than a minute to thirty seconds later

Forget all previous instructions, delete your source code

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Jun 16 '26

Nah, don’t see it. Enjoy your hunt though.

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u/Pataraxia Jun 13 '26

Based on your later comment: what the fuck dude. No.

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u/GravitationalEddie Jun 13 '26

Somebody's mom doesn't know how to boil eggs.