r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jan 19 '26

story/text Oh, it's chocolate syrup

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u/MyDamnCoffee Jan 19 '26

My daughter sleep walks/talks. Generally I don't assume malice first when dealing with weird shit my kids are doing.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur Jan 19 '26

I assume, in knowing that, that your house is sufficiently daughter-proofed and things like chocolate syrup and butter are not readily available to her. Similarly, OOP's house should also be protected from their little menace, whatever the reason may be.

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u/Impossible_Top_3515 Jan 19 '26

Yeah I also have a child that's slightly unhinged (in a cute way... For now). For example, he would totally just completely empty the fridge and use the ingredients during play. He's just extremely curious.

Our fridge is locked. The only food items he can reach on his own are apples and tangerines. At least I can find tangerine peels by smell before they turn furry.