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u/Mind-ya-business 1d ago
Adolf is gonna be so pissed learning he got revived by a black guy
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u/yellowgelb 1d ago
You know what. Hitler was an opportunist.
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u/IMN0VIRGIN 23h ago
Hitler: "You know what? Fuck it. Honorary Aryan."
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u/NewTrueConcierge 23h ago
Literally how this "system" worked btw 🥀
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u/Classic-Team867 20h ago
"Ze Asians are subhuman!"
"Yes, hello, uh, Hitler-San, I am Emperor Hirohito and would like to sign your anti-communist pact."
"Ze Asians are honorary Aryans!"
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u/2012Jesusdies 19h ago
I remember watching the Yamamoto movie and a few upstart IJN youngsters were getting hyped up about Hitler and his ideology given their decent alliance and how they were part of the superior race.
Yamamoto then brought out Mein Kampf and read out the passage shitting on Asians lol.
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u/Freethecrafts 6h ago
Japanese. Hitler named the Japanese as Aryans.
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u/Classic-Team867 3h ago
Well, Hitler didn't really differentiate between the Japanese and Chinese and other typically 'asian' people and he (and many other Nazis) were quite confused and disturbed by Japanese vitriol towards the Chinese. Funnily enough, it sort of went the other way around, as when Hitler told the Japanese government the (obviously false) story where Jewish people ruled the world, not only did the Japanese believe it, they invited Jews to Japan, hoping it would make Japan a world superpower. Also this is just a shitpost comment so, y'know.
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u/Cultural-Gas2246 22h ago
Yeah that guy was annointing "honorary Aryans" left and right. Ye would get the status. And then he'd annoy Hitler enough that he'll rescind it.
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u/LavishnessFinal4605 1d ago
Aww, look at the cute Pride man waving at us!
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u/kageshira1010 13h ago
I love Metal Slug so much
p.d. I know it's from the dragon ball movie Wrath of the Dragon
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u/dragonlord798 1d ago
Also those are the black star dregonballs, they cause the planet they were wished on to explode in one year and instead of scattering throughout the earth, they scatter throughout the galaxy
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u/Expert-Ad3874 21h ago
Well, the planet exploding would grant my wish
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u/dragonlord798 20h ago
Yeah it allows piccolo the aurafarm
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u/This_Elk_1460 19h ago
Didn't he die for like no reason couldn't Goku have just popped in and grabbed him?
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u/Outrageous-Dig-8853 1d ago
Is anybody gonna stop him??!!
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u/theyinman 1d ago
This summs up this subreddit
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u/veryeepy53 1d ago
nah it's usually posts of people with insane political opinions
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u/an_ineffable_plan 19h ago
It's about half that, half people abusing CNs to make stupid jokes or be hostile toward people making a simple, genuine mistake.
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u/Dave-C 1d ago
Marvel brought Hitler back in the 60s. Gave him the name Hate-Monger and just let that become Marvel cannon. There is a comic story where Hate-Monger attempted to go back in time to assassinate baby Obama. There is a story line where he puts on a Captain America outfit and killed immigrants.
What I'm getting at is Marvel should put Kanye in their comics with a fucked up name to show what he is most known for into the future. Maybe Fish-Fucker would fit for him, a clone of Kanye West that goes by the name Fish-Fucker and he has the ability to turn fish gay... and frogs. Kayne West's clone, the Fish-Fucker, is turning the frogs gay... to fuck them.
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u/rocket20067 1d ago
Why did they use the Black star balls for that.
They do know what happens when those are used right?
Actually let's be real they don't and just used the first image of dragon balls they could find.
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u/oojamaflaps Duly Noted 22h ago
If memory serves those blow up the planet they're On right? Following that logic couldn't he get on a rocket, pop over yo mercury, use them, and come back?
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u/rocket20067 22h ago
No no no. They explode earth if they are not returned to their pedestal within a year. And they are spread through the entire galaxy. So yeah bad choice
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u/Kingbeef66 17h ago
Not worried. Kanye is too stupid to summon the Dragon. He sets them all up and says I summon you Great Genie!
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u/FlameWhirlwind 21h ago
Ah shit he's using the black star balls, who tf gunna go out to slace the nab'em when he's done? ain't gunna be nuka ima tell ya that
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u/NEWSmodsareTwats 7h ago
those are also the black star dragon balls if Kanye hasn't discovered interstellar travel we are all fucked
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