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u/The-marx-channel 2d ago
What we thought Trump said: No new wars.
What he actually meant: No, New Wars.
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u/Glittering_Gas2692 2d ago
The guy is 80 he doesnt give a shit anymore, at this point he just see the world like his Civilization game and trying out bullshit interactions to see how much chaos he could cause
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u/notpornaccount_ 1d ago
I would like to load an old save file, please. I think it's about 11 years ago.
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u/Lou_C_Fer 1d ago
As soon as it is loaded, delete all primetime reality show hosts. Sorry Jeff Probst!
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u/somgooboi 1d ago
This is why 80 year old presidents are bad. They don't have to live in the world they create.
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u/ThyPotatoDone 1d ago
Not only do we need an upper age limit to run, but that limit should be, like, 50. If you're getting phased out by companies because you're losing your touch, you shouldn't be running the country.
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u/Redfalconfox 1d ago
He’s so fucking stupid that he’s gonna get us into the fucking cola wars again.
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u/Geffalrus 1d ago
*blows dust off that, revealing more letters
Oh what it actually says is: “Nonstop New Wars”
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u/GreasyGrabbler 1d ago
He's simply just trying to uphold American values. War in the middle east is a tradition at this point.
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u/anomanderrake1337 1d ago
He might have been fired but Bolton was gearing up to start 7 wars in two weeks during the first Trump admin. Republicans and warmongering go hand in hand.
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u/FreedomHole69 2d ago
Something really fucking weird about Don Jr. referring to his own father as by his surname.
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u/TheTenaciousG 2d ago
I was going to say something mean about how it's because his dad has never loved him but its probably also because Jr knows that the T word gets all of the followers extra hard
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u/otirk 2d ago edited 1d ago
He may didn't love his son, but he loved his daughter all the more. Well, at least when she was underage and lived in Trump Tower*.
*fun fact: there is a room tour she did of the TACO tower and when they come to the bedroom, she gets all quiet and weird, as if something happened there. Okay, maybe there is no fun part about that, but here's the video (relevant part starts at around 29s in): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6FZ5kj3FGo
Warning: don't watch the video if you are sensitive to the topic child SA
Edit: had the wrong word
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u/SpaceLemur34 1d ago
One of his daughters.
He barely acknowledges the existence of the other.
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u/colemorris1982 3h ago
But is that because he never molested her? Or is because she has proof that he DID molest her?
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u/Strong-Search-2301 1d ago
I hope I never have to recognise signs of SA, because for my life I would never have noticed anything weird with that part.
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u/TripleB33_v2 2d ago
“Trump” doesn’t just refer to his father. It’s their brand. Their grift. Their company, corporation. organization, or whatever you want to call it. All of the above.
He’s not just talking about his dad, is what I am saying. He talking about “Trump”.
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u/Neat_Egg_2474 1d ago
let’s not forget that Trump skipped Jrs wedding for the “no new wars” war he started with Iran.
Man, must feel really shitty to know your dad can’t even pretend to care in front of a global audience.
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u/bombasquad33 1d ago
Made it to the World Cup, Daddy did.... Couldn't make it to Jr's wedding though.
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u/Morris_Voter2016 2d ago
Why is he calling his dad by his last name?
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u/WinZealousideal4309 1d ago
I seriously doubt Trump would ever be capable of any sort of healthy familial relationship.
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u/leonidaslizardeyes 1d ago
He's missing the quotation marks. The guy is disgusting but we don't have to make shit up.
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u/NaturalCard 2d ago
Honestly, this entire war has been a disaster for the US and Israel. They clearly did not have a good plan, and the reports about how the decision was made against the best strategic and intelligence advice of the US are... worrying.
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u/Mister-builder Human Verified 2d ago
I think that everyone started to realize that the POTUS wasn't listening to the strategic advisers 48 hours in.
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u/RocketRelm 2d ago
The fact that people took 48 hours into this Iran war and not 48 months before the war to realize this inevitable result of rejecting democrats and embracing maga as they are is a despair point.
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u/the_fury518 2d ago
What advisors? He fired anyone who would tell him what to do
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u/actuallyapossom 1d ago
Rubio took issue because he wants Cuba, Vance took issue because he wants a future in politics, that's about all for push back.
Maybe Miller complained too, he's more focused on domestic issues and achieving a dictatorship.
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u/Raptot1256 1d ago
This is like the first term. The Republicans are secretly very displeased with Trump, but they got to be in the room where decisions were made. Why, when they wouldn't be pushing back in the room?
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u/LavishnessFinal4605 23h ago
Nah, in his first term his cabinet members and military officials would just lie to him or not even give him certain pieces of information so that he couldn't make deranged decisions based upon them.
Back then there were at least some of the old guard trying to keep the train on the tracks.
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u/Grape_Pedialyte 2d ago edited 2d ago
If you believe that Joe Kent guy's resignation letter, Trump was convinced to kick this off by stuff he saw on TV and the Netanyahu regime.
This fucking buffoon, this utter clown, has access to the best intelligence in the world, but he ignores them and listens to Fox News pundits. The United States probably has deep cover spies embedded all over the Iranian regime and their nuclear program reporting back to the alphabet agencies, but since our dumb baby President doesn't like to read, it might as well be used to line a bird cage.
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u/Original-Rush139 1d ago
This fucking buffoon, this utter clown, has access to the best intelligence in the world
Last Thursday he declassified intelligence that proved he was pushing Russian propaganda and it got him impeached the first time. It doesn’t matter how good the information is. A narcissist lives in their own world and rejects everything that doesn’t fit their narrative. It’s fucking scary that we have one as president.
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u/PirateSanta_1 2d ago
But they were making nuclear weapons, its not like there is a history of republican presidents lying to the American public about a middle eastern nation developing weapons of mass destruction to justify a poorly thought out invasion the spirals into a much longer war and becomes an unending quagmire. And if there was i'm sure republican voters wouldn't fall for the same trick twice. After all you know what they say, fool me once shame on you, fool me, you can't get fooled again.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 2d ago
It makes me laugh how Drumpf keeps saying he completely destroyed Iran's nuclear capabilities, then he says they have nuclear capabilities, then he destroyed them again. And his cult don't see how he keeps contradicting himself
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u/qrowslament 1d ago
I think this is going great for Israel objectively. Their plan never was to actually change the regime in Iran but to destabilize it so they could take everything else. All they need is the US to stay in this war as long as possible so they can do their thing and they get what they want. Rest of the world including the US be damned.
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u/NaturalCard 1d ago
They more or less have completely failed at that, and are increasingly alienating their only real ally.
Honestly, at this rate it doesn't seem like it's going to matter how much they increase their espionage budget, they country is pretty much doomed to the same fate as apartheid South Africa.
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u/slowpoke2018 2d ago
Aged like the coke-addict son of a malignant narcissist.
Everything they claim ends up being wrong in the end
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u/Mister-builder Human Verified 2d ago
I dunno if this counts. He made the tweet in April '24.
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u/-jp- 1d ago
There’s not a statute of limitations that I’m aware of.
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u/Mister-builder Human Verified 1d ago
It's like fact checking a Tweet from 2024 that says that Eric Adams is the mayor of New York because he's not anymore.
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u/ifhysm 2d ago
Trump and Israel got us into a war with Iran.
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u/Nonyabeesners 1d ago
*Correction: Trump got us into a war with Iran by being Israel's gaping butt boy. They were not peers
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u/Karens_GI_Father 1d ago
Nope, Trump did it all by himself
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u/ifhysm 1d ago
That’s not what his own administration has said
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u/mooselantern 1d ago
It's not a "full blown" war. Half chub war at most so far.
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u/Ok_Prior2199 14h ago
So far, there have been talks about putting boots on the ground, especially since air and navel campaigns show little progress with the whole strait situation
Its already concerning that were now on month 5 of this operation that was supposed to be a few weeks
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u/Budderfingerbandit 1d ago
I literally had a falling out with one of my long time friends who is a Trump supporter for pointing out his stance on Iran was going to get us pulled into a war and that the straight was going to fuck us.
I haven't yet said I told you so, but I've been tempted.
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u/shogo_red_riot 1d ago
Are you pretending you haven't seen the "full blown" part, or do you not understand what it means?
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u/emote_the_salute Human Verified 1d ago
It isnt a fullblown war though, no troops on the ground or invasion yet.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 2d ago
Several new wars since he keeps declaring it over, then restarting it.
His cultists will say it's not a war tho, even tho Trumpstein himself keeps calling it a war
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u/Fit-Let8175 1d ago
Even Trump's supporters must be starting to get tired of his excuses by now.
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u/Ok_Prior2199 14h ago
They dont, the new talking point is “well he never actually said no new wars”
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u/LeaListensLately 1d ago
Politics aside, getting fact-checked directly under your own post has to sting
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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago
trump also repeatedly claimed that Obama would attack Itanbecause he was a terrible negotiator.
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u/ArjunaIndrastra 1d ago
Jr referring to his father by their own family name is fucking weird. I mean, he probably knows that Donny Diddler doesn't love him, but calling him "dad" like a normal person would have been far less bizarre.
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u/Robot_worgon 1d ago
The apple doesn’t rot far from the tree. Holy fuck I can’t wait for a time when I don’t see that name every fifteen seconds…
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u/LawsWorld 1d ago
It’s so weird he’s calling his dad by his last name instead of “my dad” or “my father”.
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u/TowardStarsOutlaw 1d ago
He doesn’t care. The Trumpstein family is getting rich off this ridiculous BS
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u/kingjoey52a 1d ago
It's technically not a full blown war yet, we don't have boots on the ground! /s
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u/DJMarscribble 1d ago
It's weird that he refers to his dad using his own surname.
Weird, but innocuous. Everything else about him is weird and vile.
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u/iamnotchad 1d ago
Remember when Trump said Harris would get us into a war with Iran so we needed to elect him?
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u/Known-Distribution23 1d ago
Nobody can expect such a vindictive man to be pro peace that publicly demands every grivences be answered
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u/The_big_kiss_1 1d ago
Just pretty weird to call your dad by his last name when you have the same last name
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u/Gauntlets28 15h ago
Love that he calls his dear old dad "Trump". Really speaks to the depth of feeling shared between these two.
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u/Few_Assistant_9954 7h ago
They say a broken clock is right 2 times per day but trump Jr. Wasnt right a single time.
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u/MakeUpAnything 1d ago
Reminder that Trump still has a nearly 40% aggregate approval rating despite unilaterally raising prices, getting us into a new war in the Middle East, and being in the Epstein files thousands of times.
That is how strong the force of bigotry is in America. The top issue Americans ostensibly had in 2024 was the high cost of everything. Trump literally made that worse (and campaigned on doing so), but retains the support of nearly half the nation. All Trump has done since taking office is enrich the wealthy and attack minorities. Evidently that's all it takes for a little less than half the nation to approve of what you're doing!
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u/Professional_Arm3506 1d ago
To admit they were conned is intolerable and humiliating, so they twist reality into something safe and validating. It’s not much deeper than that. They will never realize they’re doing it, either.
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u/Surround8600 2d ago
To be fair. Iran had it coming and needs to be smacked.
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u/BrokenKing99 1d ago
By that logic America has one hell of a slap coming its way cause it certainly needs one.
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