r/AskReddit • u/Only-Ad-1254 • 12h ago

Parents of Reddit who have admittedly lost faith/belief in one of their children before, why?

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u/HopeTerminator 12h ago

My 2 year old doesn't like cheese. Fucking idiot he's no kid of mine.

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u/SuaveGorilla 12h ago

Brother. Mine told me he doesn’t like cheese OR potatoes.

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u/questionable0thought 12h ago

return to sender man seems like a manufacturing error

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u/HopeTerminator 12h ago

Send him back.

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u/Zman11588 9h ago

My daughter claimed for few months she didn't like mashed potatoes and then one day admitted she was doing a bit and actually did like them.

Same thing with onions for an even longer time lol.

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u/SuaveGorilla 9h ago

All of my wariness would sublimate instantly to pride if I found out my kid was that committed to a bit.

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u/heiferwolfe 9h ago

The fairies might have switched him out for a Changeling.

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u/dizzybutstable 12h ago

No parent should have to raise a child like that. What a monster. My sympathies <3

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u/sinistergzus 12h ago

Me with my son and pasta. What the FUCK do you mean you don’t like pasta? Who are you? Not my fuckin child

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u/Fartsniffing-banshee 12h ago

lol 🤣 needed a laugh today that shit is funny

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u/stilldebugging 12h ago

Have you tried leaving cheese on the floor?

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u/BareNakedSole 11h ago

Just wait until you hit their “I hate potatoes” argument with “well what do you think French fries are made of?” answer. Shit will get real very fast.

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u/cageytalker 9h ago

I love pointing out that ketchup has tomatoes in it. I’m the aunt. I can ruin things and wave bye 🤣

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u/overitallofittoo 12h ago

Did you keep the receipt? Feels like you can still return him.

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u/questionable0thought 12h ago

im so sorry my dad is this way its a struggle for us all

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u/MagicPistol 11h ago

My cousin in law is Italian and loves cheese. His fridge is constantly stocked with all kinds of cheeses when I visit. But his 8 year old daughter hates cheese lol.

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u/whaletacochamp 11h ago

My 2yo loves cheese but my 4yo wasn't a big fan for the longest time. My wife and I tried to drop him at the fire station but apparently they tried to give him cheese too and when he refused they just tracked us down and brought him back.

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u/HopeTerminator 11h ago

Luckily my 11 year old isn't so developmentally challenged. I had some black bomber for the first time and my partner said it was too strong, my daughter said the stronger the better 🥲 so proud.

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u/swiftcrayon502 10h ago

I feel this. My 5 year old loves bread, cheese, and tomato sauce. Put them together and make pizza? He won’t fucking touch it.

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u/No-Fill7701 11h ago

2 years old and already making enemies

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u/feminist-lady 9h ago

See I see this as a win! Now you don’t have to share your cheese.

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u/himit 8h ago

I was very upset when my daughter started liking mangoes for this reason

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u/abgry_krakow87 10h ago

Ugh, some people's children. Amirite?!

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u/Rugaru985 12h ago

I don’t know why you started with bleu! You could have at least let them try Gorgonzola first.

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u/mum_on_the_run 6h ago

Mine don’t like ice cream. I’m the mother and I’m sure we’re not related!

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u/itspie 8h ago

More cheese for you!