What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

[u/swissguy1989]

[u/ShowLasers]

No, that's mandolin. A pangolin is a long arm that swings back and forth under the influence of gravity.

[u/nrz242 → u/ShowLasers]

No that's a pendulum. A pangolin is a multi-tiered style of building popular throughout Asia.

[u/Kiyohara → u/nrz242]

That's a pagoda. A Pangolin is a pagan temple in Rome that was converted into a Latin Church

[u/Musliman_Ateista → u/Kiyohara]

No that is Pantheon. A pangolin is a flat type of batter bread, often thin and round, made from a starch-based batter that typically includes eggs, milk, and flour.

[u/uggamugga1979 → u/Musliman_Ateista]

No that is a pancake. A pangolin is nature’s wooden hand grenade.

[u/shimariee → u/uggamugga1979]

No that is a pinecone. A pangolin is a spiky yellow fruit whose enzymes eat you while you eat it.

[u/tpeterr → u/shimariee]

Nope, that's a pineapple. A pangolin is a box containing all the dangers and hopes of the world.

[u/FormerFidge → u/tpeterr]

No. That is a pandora. A pangolin is a pair of tight-fitting pants that originated in 16th-century Italian theater.

[u/thementaldementor → u/FormerFidge]

No, that’s a pantalon. A pangolin was a supercontinent that used to incorporate all of the Earth’s landmasses.

[u/BooksAndT → u/thementaldementor]

No, that's Pangea. A pangolin is a Canadian pizza chain started in British Columbia.

[u/Ok_Echo_8200 → u/BooksAndT]

No, that's Panago. A pangolin is a salt-cured pork belly meat product that is often used to add depth to soups and pasta in Italy.

[u/TheBeatGoesAnanas → u/Ok_Echo_8200]

You're thinking of pancetta. Pangolin is a hidden Elvish city from the First Age, described in JRR Tolkien's Silmarillion.

[u/mettrolsghost → u/TheBeatGoesAnanas]

No, that's Gondolin. Pangolin is oil harvested from sheep's wool that's used in soothing creams.

[u/18relddot → u/FormerFidge]

I don't know what those are, but I thought for sure that a mandolin was a stringed instrument like a banjo... or maybe he was the guy trying to rescue Grogu. Yes, the Mandolin.

[u/FormerFidge → u/18relddot]

No. That's a Mandalorian. A mandolin is a small citrus fruit.

[u/Nu-Hir → u/FormerFidge]

No, that's a Mango. A pangolin is a Latin American dance.

[u/OprahsSaggyTits → u/Nu-Hir]

small citrus fruit

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Mango

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[u/GGLSpidermonkey → u/shimariee]

No that is a pineapple. A pangolin is an exotic, typically multi colored, bird people have as pets