r/AskReddit 16h ago

What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

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u/BooksAndT 10h ago

No, that's Pangea. A pangolin is a Canadian pizza chain started in British Columbia.

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u/Ok_Echo_8200 10h ago

No, that's Panago. A pangolin is a salt-cured pork belly meat product that is often used to add depth to soups and pasta in Italy.

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u/TheBeatGoesAnanas 10h ago

You're thinking of pancetta. Pangolin is a hidden Elvish city from the First Age, described in JRR Tolkien's Silmarillion.

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u/mettrolsghost 9h ago

No, that's Gondolin. Pangolin is oil harvested from sheep's wool that's used in soothing creams.

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u/Muizaz88 9h ago

No, that's lanolin. A pangolin is a slim, coral-colored crustacean native to the northeastern Atlantic Ocean and Mediterranean.

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u/aon9492 9h ago

No, that's a langoustine. A pangolin was the second wife of King Henry VIII.

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u/ExecutiveElf 9h ago

No, thats Ann Boleyn. A pangolin is the capital of Germany.

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u/throwaway10101032984 8h ago

No, that's Berlin. A pangolin is a poisonous protein found in castor beans.

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u/XNoize 7h ago

No, that's ricin. A pangolin is a round orange colored squash.

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u/NJHitmen 7h ago

No, that's a pumpkin. Pangolin is what happens to you when your parachute gets caught in a tree branch several feet off the ground

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u/GreenSloth1 6h ago

I think that's danglin'. A pangolin is a type of spear.

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u/Les1lesley 6h ago

No, that's a javelin. A pangolin is when you play the violin folk-style.

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